Oh, I thought you were merely reacting to Senga's injury. I didn't know (until Gaudin mentioned it) that Mr. Ghost Fork is now forked until (possibly) the playoffs.
From a calf strain?? Geez, Louise…
Rotation:
Quintana
Severed Arm
Manaearrhea
Peterson
Megill
Is this really the stuff that dreams are made of?
Bullpen:
Closer: Edlose
Setup: Ottavi-NO
Lefty: Creakin' Diekman
Young Lefties: Young, A. and Young, D.
Swingman: Bútto
Opener: Stanek
Film at 11: Phil Maton
(Injured: Nuñez, Garrett, Drew Smith, Raley, Scotty, Senga, Reid, Foley, probably others.)
Pitching is overrated, apparently.
(Mets think they're so deep with pitching that they traded Cole Susler to the Rays for bus fare. [A senior discount fare, but cash is cash.])
ETA: Megill got the first 11 Bravos. Then Ozuna, who had pissed off Mets fans with his slow trot last night, hit another, and doubled down on the taunting. Sigh.
Then Matt Olson went jack-to-jack, but at least he knows how to act like he's hit one before.
Last edited by Amazin69; 07-27-2024 at 05:12 PM.
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