Please tell me we're going to leave Ryne Stank (inadvertent typo, but I'll let it stand) right here in Seattle where we found him and fly home without him. Have to open a spot for Dedniel anyhow, right?
Not that the rest of the team was any better. Karl Ravech (who had a **** game tonight) claimed that Severe No (whom Li'l Doggie called "Soriano") "deserved better", because Lindor's misplay opened the door in the 5th. Sorry, Karl, when you don't actually make an error, and all the runs are earned, and thus Severed Arm gave up 4 runs in 5 innings, including two dingers, no, he did not "deserve better".
Go back to gleefully speculating about where Kingman will go in free agency, or talking about how Cal Raleigh is the first MLB catcher to lead his team in [various] offensive categories since "Roy Campanella for a Negro American League team in 1945" or whatever other **** you want. But don't try an polish that turd for us, please.
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Do we think the rest of the Mets are angry because McNeil's homer spoiled the Zen-like symmetry that would have been a completely-silent offensive weekend? Geez, Jeff, get with the program!
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