I suppose somebody should take note that Edwin Díaz did, in fact, record the save in yesterday's victory over Arizona. After all, who knows when such a thing will happen again.
I'm not saying that such an exceptional occurrence is cause to declare August 29th a holiday, especially given that yesterday was also the birthday of the lubricious Laura Ashley Samuels…
…but given how rarely Boom-Boom actually
does his ****ing job, at least a little shoutout is required. JMO.