“This game is brought to you by […] – Antigua and Barbuda! Paradise awaits!” – And yet, Gar’, the White Sox play like Gary, Indiana, looks.
And then, mostly, my god, Megill! It’s only the White Sox, can you imagine him facing the Dodgers?? Starting a game with a 3-0 count should come with a mandatory beating.
More Gary Cohen: “At some point in every child – … MALE child’s life, they should have a mohawk.”
Well, Pete is still looking for a homer against the White Sox. And the Mets. BUT HE WILL NEVER HIT ONE AGAINST THE METS.
