I know you can't win every game, but I hate losing a winning streak in a home game against Stinkinnati, especially given how well Severino pitched.
Phil Maton sucked. He definitely can
not defend Castle Greyskull!
( *-obscure reference annotation: the 1980s cartoon
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was a product of a studio called Filmation. Filmation, Phil Maton, get it? Okay, not great, but I had to do it at least once.)
Gary Cohen missed the best part of the game, when in the 8th inning, the organist did Billy Joel's "New York State of Mind". It didn't sound quite like
this, but you get the picture.
And remember, don't worry about Vientos at 3B…there's a very strong possibility that Scott Boras will do his best to ensure there's a lovely vacancy at 1B for Mark to fill next year!
(Speaking of vacancies, it sucks so bad that Squirrel is down for the year. Hate for something really memorable to happen and Jeff not get to be part of it. JMO.)