[Amazin69]

Gary Apple finishes the pregame by noting that the Mets have hit the 5th-most homers in MLB.

Gary, alas, does not follow by saying "and a fat ****lng load of good that's done for them".

Lindor is out of the lineup for most of this week, so he will miss our being eliminated by the Phightin' Phils. (Tragic Number is 4)

Frankie might be able to get back in before we are eliminated from the ****ty but Semi-Legit Wildcard by the Friars (Semi-Tragic Number is 10)

Gary Cohen, of course, only cares about our sliming our way into Embarrassing Sixth Place ahead of the Braves. News flash, Gar: if at this time next week, the only thing left to play for is beating the Braves in Smyrna for that dubious "honor", I won't be watching. (And not only because DirecTV will say that being 193 miles [310.6 km] away makes me "local" to Atlanta and blacks out GKR.)

Start winning or wave bye-bye, Metsies!