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Steve Gelbs's new haircut is awful, and they have him shilling for Coke Zero, which makes me die inside.
(For those who don't know, the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero is that Diet Coke has Citric Acid, which is part of the Coke flavor. Coke Zero swaps that out for extra sulfates, so it can sit on the shelves longer without going bad. IMO, the Zero should sit on the shelves until the world goes full Snowpiercer and it gets buried by the endless ice, because Zero tastes like ass. [/OT])
Shame on you, Steve. At least the hair will grow back.
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