After seven innings of giving their best impression of a guy with a plastic bag over his head and running out of little oxygen molecules, the Mets finally game up against the Phillies pen? And they got five on it!
So of course they do what every irrational franchise does, and they give the ball to Phil Spat-on, who in Beefstake Town is known lovingly as "Nick's brother".
(braces for impact)