I know Vientos bopped a pair. I squeaked for them. The only reason I am not crusading harder right now is that Jeff McNeil doesn't have two legs to stand on and thus we can't go Squirrel second, Iglesias third, and Vientos fake position. Given that J.D. Martinez' body seems to have given as much as it can towards being the designated by-stander for three hours a night.
A forbidden thought, for a second, if I may.
My, how easily the ball flops out of Rival City Bank Field! If Pete played there for 81 games a year, he'd flick 50 again!
Hhh!! No!! Stop it!! (hits himself on the snout) Shoo!! Wash your mouth with soap!!
