Mets sign Genesis Cabrera to a minor league deal.
Cabrera is 28 (a baby for a Mets signing) and was a perfectly acceptable mid-size sedan, er, middle-relief LHP for Toronto last season, just as he's been for his entire career. Good enough to suck up some useless innings, while bad enough to cost us games the minute we actually start to depend on him. But, since Danny Young is currently the only lefty in the pen, he'll at least get a look.
Also, last week, the Mets signed Joey Meneses to a minor-league deal. Because who doesn't need a 32-year-old who had a .569 OPS last season? I can't even do "Meneses, who's not from Manassas" jokes if he's not in DC, after all.
Meneses has been having an excellent off-season in the Mexican Pacific League. Which is an excellent reason to leave him right the heck there.