I forgot the SPA update, so some stats may be off since I am updating this on July 7 in game.
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Nuka News Update
Reporting on the NWL, APL, NWLR, and BBL Leagues
by Evan Guy
2 July 2313
Wild, Cherry Lead Divisions at All-Star Break
The Wild Gatorclaws and Cherry Ghoulrillas enter the 2313 All-Star Break with leads in their divisions. The Gatorclaws lead Grape and Quantum by two games in the North Bradberton Division. In the South Bradberton Division, Cherry leads Quartz by a game and Orange by three. At 17-31, Dark has the NWL's worst record.
Quantum was the leader a month ago, but they have faltered while the Gatorclaws have prospered to be the only team above .500 in the North. Wild is now 2nd in runs scored (244) and 6th in runs allowed (253), which means they are not much better than a .500 team and statistically speaking should be below .500.
Cherry is a little stouter in their accomplishments, ranked 1st in runs scored (308) and 2nd in runs allowed (218). Other than home runs where they rank 4th, the Ghoulrillas lead most offensive categories, including average (.308).
A hot-hitting Doman Northsea punished NWL pitchers in June, hitting .426 in 25 games while racking up 8 home runs, 26 RBIs and 19 runs scored.
With those numbers it came as no surprise that Orange's 28-year-old first baseman earned Nuka World League Batter of the Month honors.
This season, Northsea has hit at a .352 clip and produced 38 runs batted in, 11 home runs and 34 runs.
This month when the Quartz manager wrote the name "Matich" on the lineup card, he was confident that he would get a good start out of him. Outing after outing in June Jason Matich took command and usually got the win.
He dominated with a 4-0 mark and 1.83 ERA in 6 starts, piling up 39.1 innings and 18 strikeouts and holding opposing teams to a .262 average.
For his superb performance Matich was named the Nuka World League Pitcher of the Month by the baseball writers.
This season, Matich has worked 76 innings with 32 strikeouts en route to a 8-0 record and a 2.37 ERA.
The Rookie of the Month Award winner has been chosen and the Nuka World League honor went to Cherry hurler Alex Branch. For his rock-solid stints in June he has been named the league's outstanding rookie.
During the month, Branch was impressive with a 3.60 ERA and 3 wins and 2 losses. In 30 innings he struck out 17 and gave up 33 hits and 1 walks.
On his stats sheet this season, Branch shows a 6-4 record, 12 starts, 62.1 innings, 37 strikeouts and a 2.89 ERA.
During the star-studded affair, the 2313 North Bradberton Division All-Stars defeated the South Bradberton Division All-Stars by a score of 6-4.
The fans in attendance at Ol' Sugartop Ballpark at Dry Rock Gulch certainly enjoyed the show, seeing the best that the game had to offer.
Chief among the stars was Durable Robinson, who led the North Bradberton Division to victory.
"I will admit I was nervous out there. To share a field with such incredible players is always a humbling experience. But after the first couple pitches, you just have to ignore the talent out there and focus on your game," Robinson commented as he accepted his award after the game.
In his career, Robinson has compiled a .337 batting average and collected 276 hits, 41 home runs and 134 RBIs.
It's time once again for the Nuka World League All-Star game!
The game features the top players from the North Bradberton Division and the South Bradberton Division slugging it out in a baseball extravaganza.
This year's North Bradberton Division standouts are:
SP Chick Aubrey (WILD) - 6-0, 3.57 ERA, 68.0 IP, 1.38 WHIP, 3.0 K/9, 0.9 WAR
SP Cameron Biehler (QUAN)* - 4-3, 3.70 ERA, 75.1 IP, 1.26 WHIP, 4.2 K/9, 0.9 WAR
SP Culhwch Olwen (QUAN) - 2-6, 3.73 ERA, 62.2 IP, 1.39 WHIP, 5.6 K/9, 0.8 WAR
SP Justin Quast (WILD) - 2-3, 3.10 ERA, 29.0 IP, 1.24 WHIP, 5.9 K/9, 0.4 WAR
SP Melvin Teacup (VIC) - 4-2, 2.91 ERA, 74.1 IP, 1.28 WHIP, 6.2 K/9, 2.2 WAR
SP Rude Rube Waddell (QUAN) - 5-4, 3.31 ERA, 68.0 IP, 1.26 WHIP, 4.8 K/9, 0.7 WAR
RP Longbow Lou Deere (VIC) - 0-0, 1.69 ERA, 26.2 IP, 0.86 WHIP, 5.1 K/9, 0.3 WAR
RP Raze Eyebrow (QUAN) - 1-1, 3.77 ERA, 14.1 IP, 1.53 WHIP, 6.9 K/9, -0.2 WAR
RP Christiansen Mandelbrot (QUAN)* - 2-1, 3.80 ERA, 23.2 IP, 1.27 WHIP, 8.0 K/9, 0.1 WAR
RP Turbo Moore (VIC) - 2-0, 2.86 ERA, 28.1 IP, 1.45 WHIP, 3.5 K/9, -0.1 WAR
CL Areo Hotah (GRAPE) - 3-1, 11 SV, 2.87 ERA, 15.2 IP, 1.60 WHIP, 7.5 K/9, 0.3 WAR
C Robert Blick (QUAN) - .267/.320/.382, 131 AB, 2 HR, 73 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
C Jax Canadian (VIC) - .228/.319/.346, 127 AB, 4 HR, 63 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
C Brook Lynn (GRAPE)* - .290/.329/.399, 138 AB, 4 HR, 75 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
1B Buck Crosby (VIC) - .338/.374/.590, 139 AB, 8 HR, 144 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
1B Geecee Metal (GRAPE)* - .398/.429/.626, 171 AB, 6 HR, 1 SB, 176 wRC+, 1.6 WAR
1B Zachary Utsinger (QUAN) - .344/.386/.570, 93 AB, 3 HR, 143 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
2B Mound Barkley (WILD) - .311/.364/.533, 90 AB, 5 HR, 2 SB, 132 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
2B Popper Pat Beverly (QUAN) - .358/.402/.549, 162 AB, 7 HR, 1 SB, 151 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
2B Ah Oona (GRAPE) - .300/.356/.529, 170 AB, 9 HR, 15 SB, 128 wRC+, 1.4 WAR
2B Bubba Shrimp (WILD)* - .378/.411/.649, 185 AB, 11 HR, 7 SB, 167 wRC+, 2.5 WAR
3B Ace Gamma-Ray (WILD)* - .263/.314/.386, 171 AB, 5 HR, 14 SB, 80 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
3B Orange Gupta (QUAN) - .423/.464/.769, 52 AB, 5 HR, 225 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
SS Nosy Schnozz (QUAN)* - .274/.337/.408, 179 AB, 4 HR, 94 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
LF Izzy Brown (VIC) - .326/.365/.500, 184 AB, 5 HR, 2 SB, 119 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
LF Durable Robinson (GRAPE)* - .325/.422/.540, 163 AB, 7 HR, 5 SB, 149 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
CF Mystery Echo (WILD)* - .320/.422/.410, 178 AB, 1 HR, 4 SB, 128 wRC+, 2.1 WAR
CF Bill Gearhead (VIC) - .273/.337/.473, 150 AB, 5 HR, 6 SB, 103 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
CF Talsgar Wanderer (QUAN) - .302/.313/.377, 162 AB, 73 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
RF Krunk Infraggable (QUAN) - .344/.407/.525, 122 AB, 4 HR, 4 SB, 143 wRC+, 1.4 WAR
RF Hicky Loftin (WILD) - .275/.302/.496, 131 AB, 5 HR, 11 SB, 100 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
RF Roz McBerger (VIC) - .376/.430/.503, 173 AB, 2 HR, 4 SB, 141 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
RF Jukie Robbins (QUAN)* - .311/.363/.399, 183 AB, 1 HR, 16 SB, 92 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
The South Bradberton Division stars will be represented by:
SP Fick Aragvsky (CHER) - 3-3, 4.14 ERA, 74.0 IP, 1.31 WHIP, 5.4 K/9, 1.6 WAR
SP Alex Branch (CHER) - 6-4, 2.89 ERA, 62.1 IP, 1.11 WHIP, 5.3 K/9, 0.4 WAR
SP Matt Duty (ORAN) - 5-2, 2.75 ERA, 72.0 IP, 1.24 WHIP, 6.5 K/9, 1.9 WAR
SP Jason Matich (QUAR) - 8-0, 2.37 ERA, 76.0 IP, 1.22 WHIP, 3.8 K/9, 1.9 WAR
SP Neil Persian (CHER) - 5-3, 4.16 ERA, 71.1 IP, 1.29 WHIP, 5.6 K/9, 1.2 WAR
SP Tumble Viera (QUAR)* - 4-3, 3.30 ERA, 71.0 IP, 1.04 WHIP, 7.2 K/9, 1.9 WAR
RP Bobby Bouma (ORAN)* - 2-0, 0.48 ERA, 18.2 IP, 0.80 WHIP, 5.3 K/9, 0.3 WAR
RP Old Buck Buchanan (CHER) - 3-0, 3.21 ERA, 14.0 IP, 1.14 WHIP, 3.2 K/9, 0.4 WAR
RP Gilbert Butcherman (ORAN) - 1-0, 1.53 ERA, 29.1 IP, 0.82 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 0.7 WAR
RP Flutie Fluitt (DARK) - 0-0, 3.27 ERA, 33.0 IP, 1.24 WHIP, 6.5 K/9, 0.5 WAR
CL Noah Ark (QUAR) - 3-4, 16 SV, 6.26 ERA, 23.0 IP, 1.65 WHIP, 8.6 K/9, -0.2 WAR
C Cock-eyed Lou Fratto (ORAN) - .358/.397/.522, 67 AB, 3 HR, 132 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
C Purple Gonzales (QUAR) - .223/.297/.432, 148 AB, 8 HR, 84 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
C Soda Popinski (DARK)* - .355/.362/.436, 172 AB, 1 HR, 2 SB, 108 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
C Hatay Temiz (CHER) - .299/.371/.408, 147 AB, 2 HR, 104 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
1B Swamp Dantin (CHER) - .364/.425/.612, 165 AB, 6 HR, 161 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
1B Gus Hangman (DARK) - .382/.414/.527, 165 AB, 3 HR, 2 SB, 149 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
1B Doman Northsea (ORAN)* - .354/.430/.630, 189 AB, 11 HR, 1 SB, 173 wRC+, 1.9 WAR
1B Antonio Toeclaw (QUAR) - .333/.366/.492, 183 AB, 5 HR, 3 SB, 120 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
2B Arnie Earthwalker (QUAR) - .368/.425/.687, 182 AB, 9 HR, 180 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
2B Tick Garrett (CHER)* - .395/.459/.711, 76 AB, 6 HR, 205 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
2B Big Bear McIntosh (ORAN) - .390/.432/.577, 182 AB, 5 HR, 161 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
3B Spitfire Baker (QUAR) - .318/.356/.430, 151 AB, 2 HR, 101 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
3B Curt Toth (DARK)* - .267/.354/.422, 180 AB, 6 HR, 101 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
SS Mittens McIntyre (ORAN) - .300/.375/.400, 160 AB, 1 HR, 103 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
SS Kovu Simba (DARK)* - .314/.383/.402, 102 AB, 1 SB, 104 wRC+, -0.6 WAR
LF Everlast Barron (CHER)* - .335/.395/.492, 179 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 125 wRC+, 1.5 WAR
LF Yorkie Tallsky (ORAN) - .331/.422/.451, 175 AB, 3 HR, 13 SB, 131 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
LF Denn Verr (DARK) - .337/.353/.413, 184 AB, 2 HR, 99 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
CF Budd Lambert (CHER) - .460/.481/.660, 50 AB, 1 HR, 10 SB, 205 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
CF Breadbox Murphy (QUAR) - .356/.380/.475, 177 AB, 1 HR, 1 SB, 122 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
CF Bobby Wiuff (DARK)* - .182/.300/.290, 176 AB, 1 HR, 7 SB, 53 wRC+, -0.3 WAR
RF Genius Jerry Kordic (CHER)* - .345/.398/.534, 174 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 140 wRC+, 1.4 WAR
In the APL, the Nuka Jolly Elves and Nuka Plant Electrics lead their divisions at the All-Star Break.
Dollar Bill Bradley is not used to being associated with Batter of the Month-caliber players, but today the Junkyard first baseman joined that select company when the Amusement Park League announced the results of June's voting.
Bradley totaled 24 hits, 5 walks, 4 home runs, 10 RBIs and 13 runs scored last month to put together a .453 batting average and .492 on-base percentage.
The Junkyard Space Cadets owe Fastball Freddie Kingston a lot for his performance this past month. One of the league's most dominant starters in June, Kingston tore up the opposition with a fine 3-0 mark on his way to the Amusement Park League Pitcher of the Month award.
"When you're pitching this well," analyzed Kingston, "it's a lot easier to come to the park. I don't judge my performance by the stats, I judge it -- the team judges it -- by the score of the game. I could say I'm tossing electric stuff right now and that would go over big. But if I toss that same stuff -- exact same pitch selection and location -- and they bang me around tomorrow, I was awful. That's the way baseball is."
It was Kingston who did the banging in June as he tossed up 23 strikeouts in 29 innings, holding opponents to a .211 average and posting a 0.62 ERA.
Although his team came out on the losing end, nobody could deny Mox Burtolemey's performance in this year's all-star game.
The APL South Division All-Stars fell to the APL North Division All-Stars by a score of 19-17, but Burtolemey was still named the game's MVP.
"You would have liked to have won the game of course, but being named the MVP is a great honor," he said from his team's dressing room at John-Caleb Bradberton Honorary Field.
In the contest, Burtolemey went 2 for 2.
The All-Star Classic is here again! It's the 2313 Amusement Park League All-Star Game! This is a game for the fans. They choose the players that are the best at their positions. Then these fan favorites take on one another to determine which league is best. Who will be top league this season: the APL North Division or the APL South Division? We'll get the answer soon.
The APL North Division All-Stars have these fine performers on their roster:
SP Jalen Elder (RR) - 2-1, 1.94 ERA, 51.0 IP, 0.94 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 1.7 WAR
SP Victor Escobedo (NBP) - 1-0, 1.29 ERA, 21.0 IP, 1.14 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 1.0 WAR
SP Quint Francs (RR) - 5-1, 3.09 ERA, 46.2 IP, 1.31 WHIP, 6.2 K/9, 1.4 WAR
SP Bighair Harrington (JUNK) - 1-1, 3.00 ERA, 21.0 IP, 1.24 WHIP, 1.7 K/9, 0.0 WAR
SP Fastball Freddie Kingston (JUNK) - 4-1, 2.10 ERA, 55.2 IP, 1.19 WHIP, 6.6 K/9, 1.4 WAR
SP Hangover McNulty (JUNK) - 1-2, 4.50 ERA, 28.0 IP, 1.46 WHIP, 5.5 K/9, 0.3 WAR
SP Mikie Plaza (JOLL) - 3-1, 4.34 ERA, 47.2 IP, 1.43 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 0.6 WAR
SP Pete Willis (RR) - 2-3, 3.89 ERA, 34.2 IP, 1.44 WHIP, 7.0 K/9, 0.2 WAR
SP Maksimillian Zhernosek (JUNK) - 1-2, 4.11 ERA, 30.2 IP, 1.43 WHIP, 6.2 K/9, 0.3 WAR
RP Marcus Blank (JOLL) - 1-3, 4.63 ERA, 11.2 IP, 1.46 WHIP, 3.9 K/9, -0.0 WAR
RP Fire Phil Bush (RR) - 1-1, 4.40 ERA, 14.1 IP, 1.33 WHIP, 5.0 K/9, -0.0 WAR
RP Nigel Pipefitter (NBP) - 1-0, 1.29 ERA, 14.0 IP, 0.86 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 0.4 WAR
CL Swimmer Deadstorm (JOLL) - 0-2, 9 SV, 3.21 ERA, 14.0 IP, 1.36 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 0.3 WAR
CL Crayon Factory (JUNK) - 2-0, 4 SV, 0.75 ERA, 12.0 IP, 1.33 WHIP, 4.5 K/9, 0.2 WAR
CL Picky Mullicker (NBP) - 4-1, 8 SV, 3.71 ERA, 17.0 IP, 1.53 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, -0.0 WAR
C Evan Eleven (RR) - .342/.381/.550, 111 AB, 6 HR, 1 SB, 144 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
C Quadir Hester (NBP) - .248/.309/.495, 101 AB, 6 HR, 102 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
C Raven Titan (JOLL) - .349/.393/.679, 109 AB, 11 HR, 171 wRC+, 1.6 WAR
1B Dollar Bill Bradley (JUNK) - .362/.402/.574, 94 AB, 5 HR, 157 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
1B Van Halen Gunsmith (RR) - .310/.444/.828, 29 AB, 5 HR, 228 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
1B Bran Husky (JUNK) - .444/.516/.556, 27 AB, 195 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
1B King Max Odie (JOLL) - .306/.479/.500, 36 AB, 2 HR, 153 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
1B Beewith Yu (JOLL) - .324/.477/.824, 34 AB, 5 HR, 231 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
2B Spit Canne (JOLL) - .313/.360/.470, 115 AB, 2 HR, 1 SB, 108 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
2B Nighttime Danny Lastname (JUNK) - .310/.355/.434, 113 AB, 3 HR, 105 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
3B Harry Backman (JUNK) - .282/.350/.376, 85 AB, 2 HR, 81 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
3B Shift McHenry (JOLL) - .309/.376/.701, 97 AB, 10 HR, 171 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
3B Efrain Rogers (NBP) - .312/.411/.479, 48 AB, 2 HR, 128 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
3B Ruins Rogers (RR) - .374/.429/.522, 115 AB, 2 HR, 155 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
SS Match Polieri (NBP) - .305/.323/.463, 95 AB, 2 HR, 91 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
SS Go Pufft (RR) - .295/.367/.500, 88 AB, 5 HR, 125 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
SS Satch Sanders (JOLL) - .374/.431/.553, 123 AB, 4 HR, 3 SB, 156 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
LF Happy Chain (RR) - .382/.419/.515, 68 AB, 2 HR, 1 SB, 140 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
LF Mad Clown (JOLL) - .257/.360/.378, 74 AB, 2 HR, 89 wRC+, 0.0 WAR
LF Handsome Joe Kelly (JUNK) - .182/.294/.432, 44 AB, 3 HR, 1 SB, 82 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
LF Ness Ninten (JOLL) - .383/.491/.638, 47 AB, 2 HR, 2 SB, 199 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
LF Speedracer Ortego (RR) - .273/.298/.691, 55 AB, 7 HR, 149 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
LF Jackie Slam (JUNK) - .341/.376/.500, 88 AB, 3 HR, 1 SB, 129 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
LF Treetime Wilcox (NBP) - .270/.354/.400, 100 AB, 2 HR, 92 wRC+, 0.0 WAR
CF Encee Ayay (JOLL) - .293/.352/.415, 82 AB, 1 HR, 4 SB, 86 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
CF Goofy Jarrellson (RR) - .291/.376/.641, 103 AB, 11 HR, 4 SB, 162 wRC+, 1.5 WAR
CF Frankie Manhole (JUNK) - .207/.378/.345, 29 AB, 1 HR, 98 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
RF Anyday Andre Glasper (NBP) - .310/.355/.414, 29 AB, 1 HR, 99 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
RF Village Redwell (JOLL) - .280/.358/.559, 93 AB, 7 HR, 6 SB, 130 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
RF Brown Eyes Tarberry (JUNK) - .266/.367/.436, 94 AB, 3 HR, 1 SB, 111 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
RF Joh Yowza (NBP) - .273/.351/.384, 99 AB, 2 HR, 2 SB, 83 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
While the APL South Division All-Stars will be represented by these talented players:
SP Crunk Bangash (GRND) - 4-3, 3.00 ERA, 57.0 IP, 1.26 WHIP, 5.5 K/9, 1.7 WAR
SP Thane Krios (PLNT) - 3-2, 3.81 ERA, 49.2 IP, 1.27 WHIP, 7.1 K/9, 1.0 WAR
SP Ryan Meekins (DUN) - 2-1, 3.06 ERA, 35.1 IP, 1.39 WHIP, 5.3 K/9, 0.7 WAR
SP Tony Padre (GLZN) - 2-4, 4.01 ERA, 49.1 IP, 1.44 WHIP, 4.4 K/9, 0.8 WAR
SP Stew Rhodie (GRND) - 4-1, 4.60 ERA, 43.0 IP, 1.05 WHIP, 5.0 K/9, 0.0 WAR
SP Frofnir Trollsbane (GLZN) - 3-2, 3.79 ERA, 40.1 IP, 1.49 WHIP, 7.6 K/9, 0.8 WAR
SP Malachi Whitehead (PLNT) - 5-0, 1.97 ERA, 50.1 IP, 1.17 WHIP, 4.1 K/9, 1.3 WAR
RP Ryan Comequickly (DUN) - 0-1, 4.50 ERA, 10.0 IP, 2.10 WHIP, 3.6 K/9, 0.2 WAR
RP Notorious Vinny Gonzalez (PLNT) - 2-1, 4.09 ERA, 11.0 IP, 1.45 WHIP, 4.1 K/9, 0.0 WAR
RP Rusty Radslinger (DUN) - 1-0, 1.59 ERA, 11.1 IP, 1.06 WHIP, 7.9 K/9, 0.2 WAR
RP Hestla Smith (GLZN) - 1-1, 1.20 ERA, 15.0 IP, 1.27 WHIP, 5.4 K/9, 0.5 WAR
RP Hawk Warhead (PLNT) - 3-1, 5.52 ERA, 14.2 IP, 1.30 WHIP, 5.5 K/9, -0.0 WAR
CL Spider Brewington (DUN) - 1-1, 5.23 ERA, 10.1 IP, 1.45 WHIP, 8.7 K/9, 0.1 WAR
CL David Doowright (GLZN) - 0-1, 7 SV, 2.00 ERA, 18.0 IP, 0.94 WHIP, 8.0 K/9, 0.8 WAR
CL Petyr Littlefinger (PLNT) - 2-0, 12 SV, 2.76 ERA, 16.1 IP, 1.22 WHIP, 7.2 K/9, 0.5 WAR
CL Book Night (GRND) - 0-2, 8 SV, 5.06 ERA, 10.2 IP, 2.53 WHIP, 4.2 K/9, 0.3 WAR
C Danny Doright (DUN) - .259/.333/.457, 81 AB, 4 HR, 100 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
C Kash Money (GRND) - .333/.419/.667, 27 AB, 1 HR, 182 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
C Remy Radiation (PLNT) - .402/.442/.482, 112 AB, 1 HR, 149 wRC+, 1.4 WAR
1B Vision Aisling (DUN) - .285/.338/.398, 123 AB, 3 HR, 87 wRC+, -0.2 WAR
1B Trey Blackmon (PLNT) - .294/.314/.559, 34 AB, 2 HR, 119 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
1B Xavier Fisher (GRND) - .293/.339/.414, 116 AB, 4 HR, 92 wRC+, 0.0 WAR
2B Right Maker (PLNT) - .280/.368/.420, 50 AB, 2 HR, 107 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
2B Mick Quintana (DUN) - .326/.341/.419, 43 AB, 2 SB, 90 wRC+, -0.1 WAR
2B Jamie Skates (GRND) - .294/.346/.387, 119 AB, 1 HR, 7 SB, 87 wRC+, -0.1 WAR
3B Radfish Hunter (DUN) - .239/.338/.496, 113 AB, 8 HR, 4 SB, 100 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
3B Dirge Ruiz (GRND) - .216/.340/.432, 88 AB, 4 HR, 96 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
3B Lwaxana Troi (GLZN) - .279/.348/.519, 104 AB, 6 HR, 122 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
SS Dash Anderson (GRND) - .308/.396/.462, 39 AB, 1 HR, 2 SB, 100 wRC+, -0.1 WAR
SS Brandon Calloway (GRND) - .368/.478/.526, 38 AB, 1 HR, 1 SB, 174 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
SS Pak Sennarion (PLNT) - .350/.405/.483, 120 AB, 2 HR, 3 SB, 135 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
SS Brandine Sporty (DUN) - .281/.349/.404, 57 AB, 93 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
SS Tolan Vigilant (DUN) - .284/.342/.433, 67 AB, 1 HR, 90 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
LF Speed Dorantes (GLZN) - .268/.322/.402, 82 AB, 2 HR, 64 wRC+, -0.3 WAR
LF Wyndelius Gatharian (GRND) - .284/.353/.520, 102 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 119 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
LF Clyde Rawhide (PLNT) - .393/.469/.679, 28 AB, 205 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
LF Victor Residential (DUN) - .250/.375/.400, 60 AB, 1 HR, 103 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
CF Ben Adler (PLNT) - .289/.294/.464, 97 AB, 3 HR, 1 SB, 78 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
CF Mox Burtolemey (DUN) - .246/.328/.474, 114 AB, 7 HR, 4 SB, 98 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
CF Rodney Park (GLZN) - .257/.323/.336, 113 AB, 1 HR, 61 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
RF Meal Ticket Hubbell (GRND) - .342/.403/.577, 111 AB, 7 HR, 2 SB, 156 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
RF Billy Larrea (DUN) - .250/.298/.346, 104 AB, 2 HR, 56 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
RF Gerry Rawner (GLZN) - .248/.281/.413, 121 AB, 2 HR, 67 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
RF Spurge Tanner (PLNT) - .292/.400/.596, 89 AB, 7 HR, 1 SB, 149 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
Vim! View
Veracious, Vivacious, Vainglorious Vision of the Vim! Leagues
by Vikky Vail
2 July 2313
Fog Division Tied, Harbor Division Led by Acadia
We are now at the All-Star Break in the Vim! League with the Fog Division tied between Eden Meadows and National Park, while Acadia has a two-game lead over Cranberry Island in the Harbor Division.
The Anglers and Gulpers have played nine times this season with National Park winning 5 of those 9, though the Anglers got the sweep a week before the break.
For Acadia, they have passed up the Hermit Crabs thanks to their pitching. The Acadians are 1st in runs allowed (211) and Starters ERA (3.50).
Toppie Gunn put together a good June to earn the Vim! League Batter of the Month prize. A virtual unknown, he made the most of his chance to prove to Dalton Farm officials that he belongs on the big league roster.
The Fog Crawlers center fielder posted a .386 batting average with 10 home runs, 26 RBIs and 25 runs scored.
Gunn is currently batting .322 with 18 home runs and 47 RBIs.
Jason Woods really tore up the Vim! League this past month. He went 5-1 in June and won the Pitcher of the Month award.
In 6 starts he struck out 37 in 49 innings with a 2.94 ERA.
So far this season, Woods has a 8-3 record, 12 starts, 89 innings, 69 strikeouts and a 3.54 ERA.
Hurt Thomas's eyes seem to light up whenever he sees the baseball. The young Dalton Farm right fielder has been hitting everything in sight for the better part of a month.
In June he was voted the Rookie of the Month.
During the month he hit .342 with 6 doubles, no triples and 4 home runs. Thomas also scored 13 times and drove in 10 runs.
This year, Thomas is batting .327 with 34 hits and 6 home runs. He has scored 17 times and has batted in 15 runs.
Novacaine Fordesole said the annual all-star game is mostly for the fans to enjoy, but the players have a lot of fun too.
"It's a great time to get that much talent on one ball diamond," he said. "You feel fortunate to even be part of it."
Fordesole wasn't just a part of the game, he was named the game MVP, as his Harbor Division All-Stars won 4-2 over the Fog Division All-Stars.
Fordesole went 1 for 2 in the game to earn the nod as the game's best.
The Fog Division All-Stars versus the Harbor Division All-Stars. It happens every year halfway through the season. It's a baseball spectacle for the fans and the players alike. It's the 2313 Vim! League All-Star Game. The fans get to see all their favorite stars perform in the same game, and the outstanding players get to play against each other. The players are out to prove that their league is the best. Players are chosen by a vote of the fans.
Representing the Fog Division All-Stars this year will be:
SP Bob Earthling (EDEN) - 5-2, 3.91 ERA, 73.2 IP, 1.51 WHIP, 5.6 K/9, 1.1 WAR
SP Steady Mike Holmes (EDEN) - 6-2, 4.00 ERA, 99.0 IP, 1.55 WHIP, 6.5 K/9, 3.3 WAR
SP Darma Mollema (NATP) - 1-5, 3.61 ERA, 89.2 IP, 1.41 WHIP, 4.8 K/9, 1.7 WAR
SP Bossy O'Malley (NATP) - 4-1, 2.38 ERA, 56.2 IP, 1.22 WHIP, 5.7 K/9, 1.2 WAR (Injured)
SP Ziggy Sobotka (NATP) - 3-3, 4.90 ERA, 68.0 IP, 1.47 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 1.6 WAR
SP Justin Wentworth (DALF) - 4-1, 2.86 ERA, 72.1 IP, 1.18 WHIP, 5.2 K/9, 1.5 WAR
SP Jason Woods (ECHO)* - 8-3, 3.54 ERA, 89.0 IP, 1.27 WHIP, 7.0 K/9, 2.8 WAR
RP Fox Buis (DALF) - 1-0, 2.82 ERA, 22.1 IP, 1.16 WHIP, 6.0 K/9, 0.1 WAR
RP Jason Mariner (NATP) - 1-1, 6 SV, 6.75 ERA, 20.0 IP, 1.45 WHIP, 4.5 K/9, -0.3 WAR
RP Steve Maskhelm (DALF) - 1-0, 2.79 ERA, 19.1 IP, 1.24 WHIP, 7.4 K/9, 0.2 WAR
RP Red Steamer (NATP) - 3-0, 3.60 ERA, 20.0 IP, 1.80 WHIP, 6.3 K/9, 0.4 WAR
RP Dave Weathersby (NATP)* - 2-0, 3.00 ERA, 15.0 IP, 1.27 WHIP, 8.4 K/9, 0.2 WAR
C Joshiel Hawthorne (DALF) - .293/.396/.447, 123 AB, 4 HR, 121 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
C Nelson Kendall (NATP) - .322/.392/.460, 87 AB, 2 HR, 116 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
C Taron Malicos (ECHO) - .330/.458/.504, 115 AB, 3 HR, 148 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
C Junkyard Dog Williams (NATP)* - .393/.445/.590, 122 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 160 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
1B Jaf Aladdin (DALF)* - .374/.468/.496, 131 AB, 4 HR, 6 SB, 145 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
1B Whitey Chairman (NATP) - .313/.359/.617, 115 AB, 9 HR, 1 SB, 140 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
1B Chris Dominoes (ECHO) - .325/.352/.526, 154 AB, 5 HR, 114 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
1B Gyro Olly (EDEN) - .316/.394/.544, 136 AB, 7 HR, 1 SB, 140 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
1B Terrific George Seaver (EDEN) - .429/.544/.603, 63 AB, 1 HR, 3 SB, 206 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
1B Bryce Shea (ECHO) - .338/.420/.662, 77 AB, 6 HR, 157 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
2B Martin Princeton (ECHO)* - .228/.300/.333, 162 AB, 4 HR, 10 SB, 59 wRC+, -0.0 WAR
3B Shoeboy Capellan (NATP)* - .337/.399/.514, 175 AB, 7 HR, 1 SB, 135 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
3B Micky Steele (EDEN) - .293/.373/.496, 133 AB, 6 HR, 115 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
SS Chris Dotson (EDEN) - .274/.329/.439, 157 AB, 4 HR, 2 SB, 93 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
SS DaMan Sayes (NATP)* - .308/.345/.541, 185 AB, 6 HR, 2 SB, 120 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
LF Witcher Craft (ECHO)* - .421/.444/.652, 178 AB, 3 HR, 8 SB, 176 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
LF Hidyra Olen (EDEN) - .318/.410/.441, 170 AB, 4 HR, 5 SB, 123 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
CF Toppie Gunn (DALF)* - .326/.392/.674, 178 AB, 17 HR, 16 SB, 162 wRC+, 2.5 WAR
CF Ham Slamous (NATP) - .314/.342/.431, 188 AB, 2 HR, 2 SB, 95 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
CF Man'oman Whurlizer (EDEN) - .250/.394/.452, 168 AB, 6 HR, 7 SB, 122 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
RF Chris Knickerbocker (ECHO)* - .444/.468/.761, 180 AB, 11 HR, 1 SB, 210 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
RF Hurt Thomas (DALF) - .313/.384/.525, 99 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 132 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
The Harbor Division roster includes the following players:
SP Marshall Adventure (ACAD) - 4-4, 3.79 ERA, 71.1 IP, 1.43 WHIP, 4.5 K/9, 1.3 WAR
SP Tim Aren't (HGH) - 3-0, 3.84 ERA, 58.2 IP, 1.47 WHIP, 6.9 K/9, 0.5 WAR
SP Wearya Going (ACAD) - 7-3, 3.20 ERA, 95.2 IP, 1.21 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 2.7 WAR
SP Tim LeBlanc (CI) - 6-5, 3.84 ERA, 86.2 IP, 1.22 WHIP, 5.3 K/9, 1.1 WAR
SP Keith Lighthouse (FARH)* - 8-3, 2.90 ERA, 87.0 IP, 1.21 WHIP, 6.7 K/9, 2.2 WAR
SP Topan Pakpahan (CI) - 3-4, 3.70 ERA, 65.2 IP, 1.31 WHIP, 5.1 K/9, 0.4 WAR
SP Dengeir Stuhn (ACAD) - 6-3, 3.18 ERA, 70.2 IP, 1.05 WHIP, 5.9 K/9, 1.5 WAR
SP Titanium Thompson (ACAD) - 5-4, 3.15 ERA, 80.0 IP, 1.41 WHIP, 4.3 K/9, 0.5 WAR
RP Loweland Waterdrop (ACAD) - 5-1, 4 SV, 3.80 ERA, 21.1 IP, 1.17 WHIP, 4.2 K/9, 0.1 WAR
CL Putt Putt Ashburn (FARH) - 2-3, 6 SV, 4.24 ERA, 17.0 IP, 1.12 WHIP, 8.5 K/9, 0.6 WAR
CL Biscuit Catalano (CI) - 1-3, 6 SV, 2.91 ERA, 21.2 IP, 1.15 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 0.4 WAR
CL Ball T'more (ACAD) - 2-0, 10 SV, 1.06 ERA, 17.0 IP, 1.41 WHIP, 3.7 K/9, -0.0 WAR
CL Riff Tamson (HGH)* - 2-1, 6 SV, 3.33 ERA, 24.1 IP, 1.40 WHIP, 7.8 K/9, 0.5 WAR
C Truth Bezarth (ACAD) - .314/.340/.510, 102 AB, 3 HR, 109 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
C Adam Henderson (HGH)* - .250/.300/.643, 28 AB, 3 HR, 127 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
C Rirns Llervu (CI) - .282/.354/.351, 131 AB, 1 HR, 1 SB, 75 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
1B Young Hee Cyuleez (CI) - .362/.426/.621, 174 AB, 8 HR, 2 SB, 163 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
1B Hafnar Icefist (ACAD) - .322/.392/.644, 87 AB, 8 HR, 156 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
1B Angus McGuyver (ACAD) - .330/.348/.660, 106 AB, 8 HR, 143 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
1B Hazmatt Zuniga (FARH)* - .317/.406/.655, 145 AB, 10 HR, 146 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
2B Lenny Leonard (ACAD) - .324/.416/.570, 142 AB, 11 HR, 1 SB, 153 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
3B Tomik Bellgarde (CI) - .310/.404/.386, 158 AB, 2 HR, 1 SB, 110 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
3B Slug Dreeg (FARH) - .355/.423/.483, 172 AB, 4 HR, 3 SB, 133 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
3B Danny Pineda (HGH)* - .270/.365/.515, 163 AB, 11 HR, 1 SB, 118 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
SS Ricky Day-Z (CI)* - .232/.353/.351, 151 AB, 4 HR, 19 SB, 83 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
SS Novacaine Fordesole (ACAD) - .318/.348/.457, 129 AB, 3 HR, 101 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
LF Bobba Fette (CI)* - .353/.444/.554, 184 AB, 1 HR, 17 SB, 160 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
LF Putt Putt Moreno (FARH) - .296/.423/.430, 135 AB, 4 HR, 2 SB, 122 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
CF Teig O'Kane (FARH)* - .322/.344/.432, 199 AB, 4 HR, 17 SB, 95 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
RF Bunworth Banshee (ACAD) - .333/.410/.609, 87 AB, 7 HR, 154 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
RF Adam Crewmate (FARH) - .300/.344/.571, 140 AB, 7 HR, 126 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
RF Greeta Jendowanian (CI)* - .414/.423/.581, 191 AB, 4 HR, 158 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
RF Mack Triggerfinger (CI)* - .327/.382/.694, 49 AB, 5 HR, 166 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
The MDIL is also at the All-Star Break. In the Small Bertha Division, the Nucleus Radchickens (21-9) have a three-game lead over the Cliff's Edge Actors (18-12). MS Azalea (16-14) has a two-game lead in the Old Longfellow Division over the Kitteredge Rad Rabbits.
Even though he is a newcomer to Mount Desert Island League, Quadir Westwego put up some good numbers in June and earned the MDIL Batter of the Month award.
He was one of Cliff's Edge's offensive leaders with a .364 average in 16 games. He also racked up 10 home runs, 23 RBIs, and 18 runs scored.
The Mount Desert Island League scribes have selected June's Pitcher of the Month and have awarded the honor to Tony the Natural Olguin of Cliff's Edge. He was outstanding on the hill last month and has the numbers to prove it -- a 3-0 record.
The Actors star performer made 3 starts with a 2.86 ERA and surrendered 22 hits in 22 innings. He struck out 10 and walked 4.
The best of the best took to the field at DiMA Dome tonight, giving MDIL fans a show in the annual all-star game.
The Old Longfellow Division earned bragging rights with a 5-1 win over the Small Bertha Division.
Swampy Butterscotch was named the MVP for his efforts, as he batted 1-for-3 in the contest.
"I'm just glad we won, that's the main thing," he said. "The personal accomplishment isn't something I strive for in an all-star game."
It's that time of the season again, when the best of the best battle it out for Mount Desert Island League bragging rights. Yes, it's time for the annual All-Star game! The Small Bertha Division All-Stars will take on the Old Longfellow Division All-Stars in a star-studded showdown.
Leading the way for the Small Bertha Division All-Stars will be:
SP Plus Erazo (NUCL) - 1-0, 3.00 ERA, 15.0 IP, 0.73 WHIP, 4.2 K/9, 0.4 WAR
SP Flint Feraltracker (BHL) - 0-2, 2.70 ERA, 16.2 IP, 0.84 WHIP, 4.9 K/9, 0.3 WAR
SP Jaylin Fox (CLFF) - 3-4, 4.47 ERA, 52.1 IP, 1.39 WHIP, 2.8 K/9, 0.4 WAR
SP Wash Ington (CLFF) - 3-0, 5.03 ERA, 34.0 IP, 1.50 WHIP, 4.8 K/9, 0.5 WAR
SP Jar Mormont (NUCL) - 3-0, 3.33 ERA, 27.0 IP, 1.41 WHIP, 6.7 K/9, 1.0 WAR
SP Early Nguyen (CLFF) - 1-2, 4.57 ERA, 43.1 IP, 1.45 WHIP, 4.8 K/9, 0.4 WAR
SP Tony the Natural Olguin (CLFF) - 4-0, 2.10 ERA, 34.1 IP, 1.11 WHIP, 3.9 K/9, 1.1 WAR
SP Dolf Steak (NUCL) - 6-1, 3.24 ERA, 58.1 IP, 1.06 WHIP, 3.7 K/9, 2.1 WAR
SP Kid Sundance (RP) - 1-1, 4.74 ERA, 19.0 IP, 1.58 WHIP, 4.3 K/9, 0.5 WAR
SP Danny Tincans (NUCL) - 0-2, 3.23 ERA, 39.0 IP, 1.38 WHIP, 7.6 K/9, 0.5 WAR
SP Big Ed Walsh (NUCL) - 4-1, 2.50 ERA, 39.2 IP, 1.13 WHIP, 7.3 K/9, 1.3 WAR
RP Dandelion Bard (RP) - 2-1, 3.92 ERA, 20.2 IP, 1.65 WHIP, 7.0 K/9, 0.7 WAR
RP Franchise Brock (BHL) - 1-1, 5 SV, 6.00 ERA, 12.0 IP, 1.42 WHIP, 4.5 K/9, 0.2 WAR
RP Urban Clarence (CLFF) - 1-0, 1.76 ERA, 15.1 IP, 0.72 WHIP, 4.7 K/9, 0.4 WAR
RP Vanik Commander (RP) - 2-3, 5 SV, 6.39 ERA, 12.2 IP, 1.82 WHIP, 4.3 K/9, -0.2 WAR
RP Liesl Diesel (BHL) - 1-0, 1.45 ERA, 18.2 IP, 1.18 WHIP, 2.4 K/9, 0.6 WAR
RP Piston Honda (RP) - 2-0, 2 SV, 1.10 ERA, 16.1 IP, 0.92 WHIP, 7.7 K/9, 0.4 WAR
CL Jacky Bellman (NUCL) - 1-0, 5 SV, 2.93 ERA, 15.1 IP, 1.17 WHIP, 4.7 K/9, 0.2 WAR
CL Mario Mustaccio (CLFF) - 0-0, 3 SV, 2.08 ERA, 13.0 IP, 1.54 WHIP, 7.6 K/9, 0.8 WAR
C Finn Gonn (RP) - .273/.412/.436, 55 AB, 2 HR, 126 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
C Halbam Ironfur (CLFF) - .221/.314/.462, 104 AB, 7 HR, 94 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
C Freezon Mentos (NUCL) - .410/.447/.769, 78 AB, 7 HR, 209 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
1B Marin Attle (CLFF) - .393/.477/.652, 112 AB, 6 HR, 2 SB, 193 wRC+, 1.5 WAR
1B Groundhog Duncan (BHL) - .239/.333/.612, 67 AB, 7 HR, 130 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
1B Big Ticket Garnett (NUCL) - .371/.472/.695, 105 AB, 9 HR, 200 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
1B Bonkers Overton (RP) - .311/.360/.575, 106 AB, 5 HR, 3 SB, 135 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
2B Brow Bartosz (BHL) - .313/.343/.537, 67 AB, 4 HR, 1 SB, 121 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
2B Ohm Chombo (CLFF) - .250/.347/.475, 40 AB, 2 HR, 95 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
2B Ricky Quan (RP) - .293/.383/.561, 41 AB, 3 HR, 119 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
2B George Spawn (RP) - .253/.367/.429, 91 AB, 4 HR, 106 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
2B Max Stateall (NUCL) - .267/.320/.467, 90 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 95 wRC+, -0.3 WAR
3B Jonathan Archer (RP) - .326/.390/.495, 95 AB, 4 HR, 129 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
3B Teetime Fore (NUCL) - .342/.389/.521, 117 AB, 5 HR, 11 SB, 135 wRC+, 1.2 WAR
3B Captain Joseph Morgan (CLFF) - .233/.347/.466, 103 AB, 6 HR, 2 SB, 108 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
3B Aduri Sarethi (RP) - .294/.385/.412, 34 AB, 110 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
SS Wooly Dinosaur (NUCL) - .267/.327/.778, 45 AB, 7 HR, 159 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
SS Van Guard (NUCL) - .298/.349/.491, 57 AB, 3 HR, 1 SB, 112 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
SS Old McDougal (RP) - .232/.329/.333, 69 AB, 1 HR, 7 SB, 73 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
SS Wick O'Daughtery (BHL) - .290/.388/.470, 100 AB, 4 HR, 6 SB, 124 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
LF Joquim Barndoor (BHL) - .229/.341/.586, 70 AB, 7 HR, 1 SB, 130 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
LF Stannislaw Kulp (NUCL) - .299/.358/.506, 87 AB, 4 HR, 120 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
LF Jolf Solitude (RP) - .288/.315/.442, 52 AB, 1 HR, 88 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
LF Quadir Westwego (CLFF) - .375/.444/.830, 112 AB, 16 HR, 2 SB, 220 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
CF Sher Chishti (RP) - .303/.373/.712, 66 AB, 8 HR, 2 SB, 167 wRC+, 0.6 WAR
CF Hathead Constantine (CLFF) - .481/.588/.778, 27 AB, 2 HR, 2 SB, 257 wRC+, 0.9 WAR
CF Galdrus Hlervu (BHL) - .267/.286/.371, 116 AB, 1 HR, 3 SB, 62 wRC+, -0.2 WAR
CF Cold Carl Nightshade (NUCL) - .261/.320/.364, 88 AB, 1 HR, 73 wRC+, -0.0 WAR
RF Mercy Klimek (BHL) - .330/.393/.520, 100 AB, 5 HR, 1 SB, 131 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
RF Orion Steelbolt (NUCL) - .279/.387/.548, 104 AB, 8 HR, 138 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
RF Elmus Thirsk (RP) - .245/.333/.569, 102 AB, 10 HR, 6 SB, 122 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
While the Old Longfellow Division will feature these star players:
SP Teol Black (HADD) - 4-2, 3.60 ERA, 40.0 IP, 0.90 WHIP, 3.8 K/9, 0.2 WAR
SP Franklin Delgado (RP) - 2-1, 3.19 ERA, 36.2 IP, 1.17 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 1.9 WAR
SP Rep Hvac (HADD) - 2-2, 3.45 ERA, 28.2 IP, 1.47 WHIP, 4.7 K/9, 0.8 WAR
SP Tom's Liver Nicholson (MSAZ) - 4-2, 3.89 ERA, 41.2 IP, 1.51 WHIP, 5.2 K/9, 0.7 WAR
SP Fulford Patterson (MSAZ) - 4-1, 2.72 ERA, 59.2 IP, 1.36 WHIP, 4.4 K/9, 1.0 WAR
SP Yog Silverware (RP) - 1-2, 5.09 ERA, 46.0 IP, 1.48 WHIP, 2.9 K/9, 0.3 WAR
SP Hair Tortuss (MSAZ) - 1-1, 3.38 ERA, 21.1 IP, 1.17 WHIP, 7.2 K/9, 0.2 WAR
RP Burt Bottlecaps (HADD) - 0-0, 3.18 ERA, 11.1 IP, 1.06 WHIP, 3.2 K/9, -0.0 WAR
RP Lynoit Cache (KIT) - 1-1, 4 SV, 5.68 ERA, 12.2 IP, 1.26 WHIP, 3.6 K/9, 0.1 WAR
RP Stazz Cherkezov (MSAZ) - 1-0, 8 SV, 1.46 ERA, 12.1 IP, 0.73 WHIP, 6.6 K/9, 0.3 WAR
RP Mullet Cooper (MSAZ) - 0-0, 0.79 ERA, 11.1 IP, 0.88 WHIP, 4.0 K/9, 0.5 WAR
RP Lannie Durham (RP) - 0-2, 4.22 ERA, 21.1 IP, 1.22 WHIP, 7.2 K/9, 0.4 WAR
RP Abe Eagle (MSAZ) - 0-2, 4.09 ERA, 11.0 IP, 1.09 WHIP, 6.5 K/9, 0.2 WAR
RP Angry Chris McGriff (KIT) - 1-0, 5.27 ERA, 13.2 IP, 1.46 WHIP, 5.9 K/9, -0.1 WAR
CL Kunz Hoffmann (KIT) - 2-1, 3 SV, 4.61 ERA, 13.2 IP, 1.54 WHIP, 4.0 K/9, -0.1 WAR
CL Orlando Pennes (HADD) - 0-1, 3 SV, 3.29 ERA, 13.2 IP, 0.66 WHIP, 5.9 K/9, -0.0 WAR
C Juck Blacksmith (HADD) - .276/.354/.414, 87 AB, 3 HR, 98 wRC+, 0.7 WAR
C Fat Fred (MSAZ) - .317/.362/.524, 63 AB, 3 HR, 5 SB, 124 wRC+, 0.5 WAR
C Nap Solo (KIT) - .231/.292/.418, 91 AB, 5 HR, 71 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
C Boogie Watters (KIT) - .333/.455/.593, 27 AB, 2 HR, 172 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
2B Extra Badperson (KIT) - .262/.340/.500, 42 AB, 3 HR, 1 SB, 111 wRC+, 0.0 WAR
2B Camp Buddy (KIT) - .274/.325/.538, 117 AB, 6 HR, 3 SB, 114 wRC+, 0.3 WAR
2B Bull Hsiao (RP) - .306/.352/.490, 49 AB, 2 HR, 113 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
2B Jordan Tuugawd (MSAZ) - .277/.347/.438, 112 AB, 5 HR, 101 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
3B Angel Angel (MSAZ) - .370/.395/.466, 73 AB, 1 HR, 1 SB, 124 wRC+, 0.4 WAR
3B Garadh Duff (RP) - .370/.433/.407, 27 AB, 128 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
3B Terrible Tino Gucman (HADD) - .340/.426/.575, 106 AB, 6 HR, 159 wRC+, 1.4 WAR
3B Big Sam Thompson (RP) - .167/.286/.476, 42 AB, 4 HR, 87 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
SS Oh Boy Holly (KIT) - .294/.317/.471, 119 AB, 5 HR, 4 SB, 94 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
SS Abs Naqueko (HADD) - .240/.336/.427, 96 AB, 5 HR, 95 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
SS Andre Pugh (MSAZ) - .278/.355/.352, 54 AB, 1 SB, 69 wRC+, -0.3 WAR
LF Brutto Bronson (KIT) - .284/.343/.463, 95 AB, 4 HR, 104 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
LF Hugo Hamm (HADD) - .347/.404/.474, 95 AB, 3 HR, 130 wRC+, 1.0 WAR
LF Maygun Topaloglu (RP) - .368/.438/.640, 114 AB, 8 HR, 174 wRC+, 1.3 WAR
CF Serene Daughterson (KIT) - .271/.327/.500, 96 AB, 6 HR, 6 SB, 107 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
CF Avalanche Flameheart (RP) - .325/.353/.667, 114 AB, 11 HR, 155 wRC+, 1.5 WAR
CF Super Macho Mann (HADD) - .163/.212/.490, 49 AB, 5 HR, 61 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
RF Swampy Butterscotch (HADD) - .269/.368/.444, 108 AB, 4 HR, 110 wRC+, 0.2 WAR
RF Chris Hester (RP) - .230/.330/.402, 87 AB, 3 HR, 89 wRC+, 0.1 WAR
RF Saden Horker (MSAZ) - .292/.306/.458, 48 AB, 1 HR, 1 SB, 89 wRC+, 0.2 WAR