Clay Holmes finds a better borough than the Bronx, for 3 years at $12,666,666 per.
Since the Mets already have a closer (or, technically, "closer") in Edlose, they will try Clay as a starter. (He already debuted a 4-seam fastball in the playoffs to go with his sinker-sweeper-slider arsenal.) Holmes is 31, which makes me wonder if this is the age to increase his IP somewhat severely, but Hell…this team got decent work out of Severe No last season, they're allowed a little trust, at least for a while, IMO.