Mets v. Marlins, 1pm EST today, as Max Kranick makes his Mets debut for the season.
Seriously, Game 2 of the spring (or Game 4, counting the split-squads) and we're already down to Max "the Chronic" Kranick for starting duty? There's not enough "yeeesh" in the world.

Dying-days-of-WCW tag champs KroniK. (From left, Brian Adams [previously Demolition Crush] and Bryan Clark [formerly Adam Bomb].)
I'd say KroniK might be a better choice for starting duty than Max Kranick…but Adams is in fact dead these days, and thus might struggle holding up his end.