The Miami Marlins are such a joke of a team (thanks, Jeets!) that they're in danger of being sued by the players' union and losing their revenue-sharing if they don't add some payroll.
Rumor hath it that the Mets are casually mentioning that they've got $20.75 mn worth of payments scheduled to The Decaying Corpse of Starling Marte, if the Stinky Fish feel so inclined…