Lol, maybe in 1985, I could have. These days, I can barely lift myself out of my chair, much less power-lifting. (It's okay…my body is what it is. Whining won't change that.)
Anyhow, the Mets have a new #12 option for the rotation, as they have
signed José Ureña to a minors deal. ($2 million if he reaches the big club.) Ureña had a 3.80 ERA in 109 innings last season, which is less impressive than it sounds, given that he was mostly pitching in relief.
But stranger things have happened, yada-yada…