Mike Lupica column about how happy Pete Alonso is to still be a Met. (Also, his and his wife's house in Tampa took 2 feet of water during Hurricane Helene.) Which, okay, whatever.
In more-exciting news,
David Wright used to be Jacob deGrom's barber!
(Did not realize that Jake's two Cy Young seasons were immediately after he cut the long hair. That doesn't feel right.
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