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Also, Jerry Blevins clearly has a man-crush on Adam Ottavino, since he can't stop name-dropping him.

Far be it from me to interfere with man's lust for his fellow man, Jer…but sometimes you just gotta say Ottavi-NO.

Also, if Zack Shortstop could have hit for the Mets like he did with that bomb off of Grant Hartwig, he might still be a Met. (Of course, that would require other teams to employ Grant Hartwig, so I see the flaw there…)

Austin Warren pitched quite well in 6 games for the Mets last season? Wow, when? Total blank. I guess he's up there with Kranick and Gose in the "pick me, Skip!" sweepstakes, then.

I didn't realize that Jose "name a crappy CF" Siri had been so hopeless with the bat last year. I'm not quite ready to ask TB for the Make-a-Wish kid (Eric Orze) back, but I'm surprised that nobody has used the spring to give Baty or Luisangel or somebody a few games in CF. I'd like to think there's a better solution than Taylor available, but Siri sure don't look like it.

Appreciate the update on Ronny Mauricio's status. I'm just surprised that the graphic didn't read "You're kidding, right?"

(Sigh.)