Watching the Red Sox broadcast right now, and they mull over how the Tigers went from one albatros contract that was weighing them down to another, except that Miguel Cabrera was still universally revered/liked/appreciated when he couldn't really move anymore because he was generally likeable and had already put down a HOF career, while Javier Baez is none of that. He just plain sucks. The last bit there was adlibbed by me.
