In my ambition to achieve "Omni-sports" status (or should it be "Pan-sports"?), I even picked up on this:
‘The Rental Car 500’: NASCAR drivers plus borrowed cars often equals mischief
If today was a few days from now, namely April Fool's Day, I would know what is afoot. But I believe this is supposed to be a real story.
In that case, are you kidding me? I wouldn't rent bicycles to these guys.