Ooooh, a 3-inning scoreless streak...!
That turd goes out three days a week and without ******* fail walks the first batter he faces...!! He gets taken deep and deeper! And he was ***** from the moment the Mets got him...! It's gotten *worse* after the knee injury, but I remember that one game in LA, must have been 2019, where he came in with a 3-run lead and just got bombed to Kingdom Come for a walkoff.
I don't remember what I had for breakfast, but I will remember that forever.
I don't remember much of anything from the 2015 postseason (except for Murph's homering and his blinding steal from first-to-third on a walk drawn by Lucas Duda), but I will remember that one until the sun stops shining.
The Mets having a 3-run lead is such an agony, because of course they're gonna default to their turd-in-residence in the ninth inning.
"First home run allowed since April 9" - oh boy, he managed FOUR appearances without hanging a clonker to somebody! Absolute Cy Young material ...!
Three-game scoreless streak, my furry tush!
