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Originally Posted by jaa36
Rafael Devers has always been a team-first player, and now the Red Sox are truly putting him to the test.
After nine Red Sox succumbed to season-ending injuries (related to falling down the stairs, getting into fistfights at their children's Little League games, and trying to win kewpie dolls at the county fair), general manager Craig Breslow asked him if he'd be willing to play another position. "Of course," said Devers. "I'm just happy to do anything for the team. I'm a ballplayer, they can expect me to be able to play wherever they think I should." The only position that does not need to be filled is third base, where Alex Bregman will play.
Devers also agreed to undergo John Henry's revolutionary new human cloning technology. The other Deverses will play at every position except third base (without complaint) for the league minimum.
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This might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while! As I can already see, it's going to be pure chaos for the Red Sox! Those poor pitchers...