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So now my Order of Preference for the Cup has come to this.
1. Mikko Rantanen (whom I don't actually dislike, but who has made many non-fans) and pals
2. Matt Tkachuk and The Little Ball of Hate and Sucker-Punch Sam Bennett (go see what Steve Dangle had to say about the concussion he gave Anthony Stolarz in Game 1 of Cats-Leafs). A far dirtier team than Bob and Barkov and Seth Jones deserve to be associated with.
3. A reign of natural disasters of Biblical proportions, ending with Thanos arriving to snap us away.
4. The Unmentionable. Worst-case scenario. Go **** yourself now and forever, McDickless.
(I can't believe we hired Ken Holland, even if Holland had nothing to do with "McJesus" going to Alberta. Just "ewww" by association, that's all.)
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