[Amazin69]

Well, **** me.

I bailed on the ****ty signal from WIS at 3.15, stayed good all day, got caught up watching some PBS, and only at 11.45 remembered the Golf Channel replay had started at 11. So I hopped over…and they were doing some extended post-tournament wrap-up, and I got spoiled for the result.

For Pete and Debbie's sake, don't they know their own schedule? It's not as if the golf ran an hour long, is it? I mean, I guess there could have been a weather delay, but I'm fairly certain they finished before this wrap-up show was supposed to air, whether it started at 10 or even 9. Grrrr.

Looks to be a lovely leaderboard, too. Only one man under par, and only by a single shot and he had to birdie the last to reach red figures. Just like Corey Pavin in…1996, was it?

Almost a 30-year wait, and these Palmetto Bug-brained hicks screw up the transmission and screw me over. Typical for my life. Are you ****ting me?

ETA: Maybe instead of making plans for this mere 4-hour replay, I should have held out for the full 5-hour version, being rerun tomorrow night at 9.00 PM? My bad. Sheesh.