[Amazin69]

9-0. Mets could have stayed in the clubhouse, watched the golf, taken the forfeit, and done just as much good.

Shutout partly administered by ex-Mets Cole Sulser and Eric "Make a Wish" Orze, fer pete's sake.

Griffin Canning continues the self-destruction of the starters. The magic is gone from Max Kranick. Ryne Stank still stunk. Brett Baty keeps trying to make us nostalgic for Mark Vientos's glovework. And Peeeete contributes a bases-loaded whiff and a GIDP.

And now the Mets will make me watch Brandon Gaudin and Frenchy for 3 games. I wonder, if MLBN broadcasts GKR, will I get blacked out so I HAVE to watch the Chop-Cast? Pfaugh.