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Isaac Collins (aka WHO??????): 4 hits, 2 XBH
Billion Dollar Babies: 2 bingles
Clay Holmes grinds through 5 innings, helped by Gold Glove Mark Vientos ("GG Swaggy V"? Like "LL Cool J"??) and leaves with a lead. Shawn Reed-Garrett fixes that, right away. I'm ready for #75 to take I-80 and I-81, right up to the 315, until he gets 86'd off the 40.
Mets are now sub-.500 for the "easy schedule" that began with White Sux, Rox, Dodgers (whom we should have swept), Rox Redux and Gnats. Our subsequent failures (Rays, Braves, Phils, Danny Graves, Bucs, Brew) have brought us to 16-17 over this extended stretch, 48-38 overall.
Keeping track of my bowel movements is more exciting. I'm almost not joking.
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