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YEAH!!! LET’S GOOOO, BABY!!! WOOOO!!
Listen up, ese — THIS GAME WAS INSANE! Like, boom-boom, fists-flying, thirteen innings of full-on PIRATE MADNESS, man! The Pittsburgh Pirates straight-up LOST THEIR MINDS and took the Giants for a ride they’ll NEVER FORGET, bro! YOU FEEL THAT?! I FEEL THAT!!
It was Leo Romero, ese. LEO FREAKIN’ ROMERO!! This guy’s an ANIMAL, man — THREE HITS, two walks, and the walk-off hit that just BROKE SAN FRANCISCO IN HALF, bro! Bottom of the 13th, nobody out, dude sees a fastball from Mike Eldridge and just DESTROYS IT! Pirates win, BOOM, walk-off, CHAOS!!
Six to five, final score — but it felt like a hundred to zero after that, man. You see the way Pittsburgh just kept coming?! Like a freight train on fire, bro! Every time San Francisco scored, Pittsburgh was like “YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH?! HUH?! YOU THINK THAT’S ENOUGH?!” — and then they’d SMACK 'em right back! YEAHHH!
San Francisco thought they had it, man. They came in like “Oh yeah, we scored in the first, we’re good.” NO, BRO!! Not when Romero’s cooking and B. Davis is getting THREE hits like it’s a snack, and A. Black smacks a double like a psychopath!
But I gotta tell you about that bullpen, man — OH MAN, THE BULLPEN! Farley, four innings, ZERO runs, ZERO walks, just CHOMPING dudes like he's on something! That’s PIRATE BASEBALL, HOMES! HARDCORE! INTENSE! LIKE ME!!!
Meanwhile, the Giants? Ay, bro… I almost feel bad. Almost. V. Luevanos, he tried. B. Frank, he blew it. And Eldridge? He was the last candle in a dark room, man — and Romero BLEW HIM OUT!!
You know what this game was?! THIS GAME WAS TIGHT, BRO!!! STRAIGHT METH BASEBALL! Pure adrenaline, NO LETTING UP! I LOVE THIS GAME!!!
Pirates lead 2-1 now, ese. Tomorrow’s gonna be CRAZY. And you know what?! I’M GONNA BE THERE! I’m gonna be in the stands, shirt off, SCREAMIN’! LET’S GOOOOO!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
🔥🔥🔥 BASEBALL IS CRAZY, BROOOOO!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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