[Westheim]

The Mets had their top pick from the recent draft as a guest while he’s on the way to Port St. Lucie. Asked by Steve Gelbs about his #1 strength, Mitch Voit said “being a winner”. Is that the **** they teach kids now? Just visualize yourself being a winner, maybe it will come true…! Hogwash.

Even Gelbsie was lost for words, and Gelbsie was able to do a coherent interview with Beer Snake Guy.

Good investment of a #38 pick. I guess they can’t all be Captain Wrights.

Highlights were mostly limited to the story of Gary Cohen going to the beach and not going to the beach after all, while the same-same soggy parade of Mets tossers had their heads beaten in. At least none of them drilled fuming T.J. Friedl more than once!

(dawdles around the internet while the late innings DRAAAAAG on) Oh look, Voit is the tool that pretended to snort cocaine off third base after hitting a bases-clearing triple for his Michigan college team earlier this year. Where do the Mets always find these “characters”?

What ever became of that Tennessee power tool they insisted on trading for from the ‘stros? The name has slipped from me…