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Pee-wee Herman voice:
"Heh-heh! Guess what, everybody?! The Giants WON! Ahhhh-hahahaha!"
That’s right! It’s the National League Championship Series, and the San Francisco Giants just said, "Hi-yaaa!" and kicked the door down with a 7 to 4 win over the New York Mets! Cowabunga, baby!
So the Mets came all the way from New York — that’s a long way on a bicycle! — and they thought they were gonna steal Game 1 at Oracle Park? Not so fast, Mr. Met!
Now listen to this:
C.J. Rudeseal — what a name, right?! Sounds like a superhero dentist! — he goes 2 for 4, he hits a HOMERUN! (that’s when you hit the ball really, really far! Heh-heh!), scores twice, drives in two, and basically says: “Get outta my way! I’ve got a ticket to the World Series!”
But that’s not all! Nate Moser comes up in the fifth inning and BOOM — he smacks a double and drives in a run! And then... and THEN... Linkletter goes KA-POW with a big-time three-run bomb in the fourth! That ball flew higher than my secret word of the day!
What's the secret word?
🎉**HOMERUN!**🎉
(So every time you hear it, you scream real loud, okay?!)
HOMERUN!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Anyway, the Mets tried, they really did. Brubaker got an RBI. Black hit a couple of doubles. Grohman hit a triple! (Wheeeeee!). But ohhh noooo, the Giants were just too much! Their defense turned THREE double plays! That's like doing a cartwheel, then a backflip, then another cartwheel — all before dinner!
And the pitcher? Beeman? He was like “I got this.” Seven strong innings, and then Nicky Gomez came in and said, “I’ll take it from here.” KA-CHUNK! Save city!
So now it’s 1-0 Giants, and the Mets? They gotta find their secret word real quick... or they’ll be saying “bye-bye postseason!” Heh-heh!
See you tomorrow! Same Pee-wee time, same Pee-wee channel!
And remember:
I know you are... but what’s the score?! 🤡⚾️
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