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Old 08-10-2025, 06:18 AM   #2787
jg2977
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Big Game. Big Runs. Big Chili.

Calgary win. 10 to 4. That’s… ten runs. Four for other guys. Ten bigger than four. Simple math. I’m good at math.

Mila Grubin? Oh boy. Like chili in October. Perfect. Two big hits. One home run. One double. Walked twice. Ball hit him once. That’s five times on base. That’s like five bowls of chili. Big bowls.

Luis Bautista also smash ball far. Three people score. That’s like adding extra beans to the pot. You think too many beans? No. Never too many beans.

Chicago try hard. Bedard hit home run. Trevino hit double. But they leave eleven people on bases. Eleven! That’s eleven bowls of chili spilled on the carpet. Can’t eat carpet chili. (Trust me.)

Pitchers… hmm. Calgary pitcher Pastor? Strong. Steady. Like slow cooker. Chicago pitchers? Little messy. Like crockpot with lid off.

Series now 2-1 for Calgary. Game tomorrow. Same place. If they win, maybe I bring chili. If they lose… still bring chili. Chili make losing better.

Player of Game: Mila Grubin. Also Player of Chili: Me.
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