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Harry Doyle Style Broadcast Recap
“Well folks, if you like offense and one-sided beatdowns, then boy did you get your money’s worth today. The Cleveland Indians rolled into Baltimore and turned Camden Yards into their personal batting practice, steamrolling the Orioles 14–1 to grab a 1-0 lead in the LCS.
Jesus Becerra, the pride of Mason City, Iowa, went the distance! Nine innings, six hits, one run, and a whole lotta Orioles wondering why they even bothered showing up. He threw 105 pitches—heck, I think I could’ve done that after a six-pack of Miller Lite.
Now, let’s talk about that Cleveland offense. They scored in every way possible. Three runs in the fifth, seven—yes, SEVEN—in the sixth, and they didn’t even stop there! Everybody was getting in on the act—Kresse, Fernandez, Holdcraft, Cervantes—hell, even the bat boy probably drove in a run!
Meanwhile, Baltimore… well, they put up one run. A sympathy run. The kind of run where you pat ‘em on the back and say, ‘Attaboy, at least you tried.’
And I gotta say, if Game 1 is any indication, this series could get ugly fast. Real ugly. Cleveland looks like they brought a cannon to a knife fight.
Final again from Baltimore: Cleveland 14, Orioles 1. Cleveland up 1–0 in the series. Tomorrow’s another day, but for Baltimore… they might wanna pray for rain.”
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