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🎲 Clark Griswold voice, Vegas Vacation style:
“Well folks, how about that! Montreal was down three games to none, the bags were packed, the cabana reserved, the sunscreen applied… the Islanders basically went on vacation! And now? We’ve actually got ourselves a series! I mean, come on—15 to 2? That’s not just a win, that’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of humiliation served cold with a side of Jose Ruiz going full-on jackpot mode with three home runs. Ding ding ding! 🎰
The Canadiens lit up Long Island pitching like Cousin Eddie at the slot machines—pull the lever, fireworks every time. Meanwhile, the Islanders looked like they were more concerned about getting to the blackjack tables than playing baseball. Two runs on three hits? That’s not a box score, that’s a receipt from the snack bar.
So here we are, from 3-0 down to 3-2, heading back to Montreal. Game 6 is suddenly a big one, folks. If you’re Long Island, you might want to cancel those vacation plans, because Griswold family or not, the Canadiens are driving this series straight to Wally World.”
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