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Top of 1st. Lindor walks. Lindor steals 2B. Soto walks. Pete GIDP, for a league-leading 22nd time. (Did Gary call it a "5-5-3" DP? I didn't get a chance to check.). Nimmo grounds out, Six Most Common Words in English. End of Inning.
Commercials. That annoying "Queens. You welcome me and my family" ad by Lindor for his (loser) shoe company starts playing. I logically decide to skip ahead, but as I am using my right hand to complain about my Matt Mitchell post being incomprehensibly deleted, I use my left hand on the remote, fumble it, somehow hit the "channel down" button and WHAMMO! I'm on NFLN and when I switch back to MLBN it's right after Soso's salami has sent Morton to the showers.
Come on.
(And yes, this could have been avoided had I DVR'd the game rather than simply relying on "pause", but me DVR is crammed to the gills. Bloody anus.)
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