Our resident Pete-capper seems distracted, so if I may intervene, Sunday's game winner freed Polar Pete from being tied with Crud Unbearable at 259 and brought him to much more pleasant company such as 3-time MVP and inspiration to us all Roy Campanella, Tim Wallach (the guy who took that Montreal 3B job away from the recently-bypassed Larry Parrish), Javy Lopez who spent FIFTEEN seasons tormenting us in Atlanta, and his own batting coach, Eric Chavez.
Oh, and that guy who owns the Marlins, somehow.
And today's bop pulled Pete clear of all of them, and left him exactly 100 behind Our Beloved Ralph.
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