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Originally Posted by Amazin69
Should we point out the multiple seasons where you, my furry friend, have kept the thread humming for months at a time, without even the merest peep from me? I mean, I enjoy unearned props as much as the next insecure, emotionally-needy person, but come on, now.
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See, this is how it starts. Now Westheimer will retort with "How dare you call attention to my furriness? I happen to take pride in my fur. I groom it every day. Maybe you would like me to send you one of my hair balls as proof?"
"You, on the other hand, remind me of a
palmetto which is 'a branchless palm with long, fanlike evergreen leaves that spread atop a thick stem, or trunk. Botanists do not consider it a true tree since it lacks a solid wood trunk.' How do you like that, my spikey friend?"
And so on.
Kidding aside, that Mets thread is amazing. You are so simpatico, the two of you seem to immediately understand each other's code words. Here is a sample, just from recent posts:
- stinkin' Stanek
- No no-no, Noelvi
- F'ing Flushing Front-Runners
- Bowling a Soto
- Squirrel in CF
- Blind Squirrels
- Uncle Steve
- Brodie von Hunchback
- Ding-Dong Drew Gilbert
- Polar Pete
- Crud Unbearable
- Our Beloved Ralph
- Whompin' Wilmer
- Our Acuna
- Rob Numbfred