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As if anybody is even surprised.
Dear Moron Mendoza: why are you pulling Sproat after Pete makes an error? What did Sproat do…not send enough good vibes?
(Yes, the Mets were now down, 3-2, but Moron should know that his bullpen is dead. He's the one who killed it, after all. )
Dear David "Wild Turkey" Stearns: Please explain the theory of roster construction under which you entrust critical late-inning outs in a crucial game to Kevin Herget. I mean, Kev was fine; he got the outs. But you will have a job of work to convince me that this was The Plan™.
So nice to see the offense go into such hibernation after the initial burst that Marlins PbP Kyle Sielaff described Future Philly Sandy Alcantara as being on "cruise control".
(House of Highlights didn't wait for the PIX feed; I got Sielaff [who doubtless laffed at what he got to Sie of the Mets] and Tommy Hutton, all the way through.)
Two days to Freedom! For Pete, too, alas, but "nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky", to quote Kansas…
(I would cite the title of that particular Kansas song, but Stearns would probably try to sign "Dustin deWind" and put him in our bullpen.)
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