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“Da Blackhawks… da Blackhawks… I tell ya, da team just can’t catch a break, huh. They comes into Calgary, they try, but lemme tell ya somethin’ — Lloyd Braun, da first baseman, da guy’s like a freakin’ hurricane out there! Four hits, two home runs, a triple, scores four runs… SIXTEEN to six? SIXTEEN TO SIX, PEOPLE! You kidding me?
And da pitching… ohhh, da pitching… Bautista starts, gives up six runs in three innings. Three innings, SIX RUNS! Then da bullpen comes in, one guy gives up three, another gives up three… I mean, c’mon! You can’t win games like dat.
And da hits, da bases, da stolen bases… Braun, Kadri, Mier, everybody’s got somethin’ goin’ on while da Hawks are just… I don’t know… watchin’! TEN hits for Chicago, EIGHTEEN for Calgary. That’s like… embarrassing, I tell ya. Embarrassing!
I mean, da series is still goin’, but Chicago better wake up, ‘cause Braun and da Flames… they’re not stoppin’. They comin’ atcha full speed, and da Hawks? Well… dey better pray.”
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