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Alright, lemme tell ya somethin’, okay? Da Chicago Blackhawks, da Bears of hockey, they come outta Calgary tonight… and lemme tell ya, it wasn’t exactly da ol’ Monsters of da Midway kinda game, alright? 14-8, Flames. 14-8! I mean c’mon! You can’t even blame da wind!
So here’s da deal… Nazem Kadri, da kid’s like da Walter Payton of da hockey world tonight. Three home runs, six RBIs, scores three times—I mean, he’s doin’ everything but takin’ a victory lap around Soldier Field! He says, “I’m just doin’ my job,” but c’mon, buddy… you just put da Blackhawks on da ropes, capisce?
Da Flames are up 3-1 in da best-of-seven, so da next game? It’s back at da United Center, home turf for da Blackhawks. Da fans are gonna be loud, they’re gonna be rowdy, but Kadri and da Flames? They’re like da unstoppable train from Calgary, I’m tellin’ ya.
Da Blackhawks… they tried, okay? Klompus hit a couple, Foligno, too… but da pitching? Fuggedaboutit. Calgary just hammerin’ everything that moves! You got Chew, Braun, Grubin… everybody swingin’, everybody hittin’… I mean, it’s like da whole lineup’s got da playoff fever, you know what I’m sayin’?
So da story’s simple: Flames almost there, Blackhawks gotta answer back. Next game Wednesday… it’s gonna be loud, it’s gonna be crazy, it’s gonna be da kind of hockey where da ice melts and da fans lose their minds!
And you know what we always say… da Bears, I mean da Blackhawks, they’re gonna fight, but Kadri? He’s da guy ya gotta stop. Good luck with dat!
Bears! Da Bears! Er… Flames! Da Flames!
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