[jg2977]

Calgary Flames: 3rd Conference Finals berth
1983 1992 2005

Awwright, lemme tell ya somethin’, da Bears guys style, ya know what I’m sayin’?
So dis one, ohhh, dis one’s a real shocker! Da 104-win Flames, they roll into Chicago—home of da 135-win Blackhawks, right? Everybody’s thinkin’ da Hawks are gonna stomp, but ohhhh nooo, da Flames got other plans! They come out swingin’, and boom! 8-4, series over, Calgary’s dancin’, Chicago’s in mourning… da Hawks ain’t goin’ back to da Stanley Cup Finals, no sir!
Da Flames, they got Mila Grubin, series MVP, center fielder, hittin’ bombs like it’s nothin’. And Kadri, Braun, Salles… ohhh, they’re all makin’ plays, runnin’ the bases like maniacs. Chicago tryin’, throwin’ punches back, but Flames just keep comin’, and that’s da story!
Oh, and lemme tell ya, first inning? Jack Klompus and Juan Ramos, they get ejected right away—bench-clearing brawl, bam! Crowd goes wild, but Flames just roll right over ‘em.
So, Calgary moves on to face Minnesota in da Conference Finals. Da Hawks? They go home, lickin’ their wounds, wonderin’ “What happened?” Heh, I tell ya, dat’s playoff hockey, baby.
Da Bears would be proud… da Flames are fightin’, punchin’, and takin’ names! Da Hawks, they got knocked down, and dis time, they ain’t gettin’ up. They needed Ditka to win dis series, but he's too old now.
Woahhh!