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Pat: "Alright, welcome back ta DA NHL, where we just saw da Minnesota Wild takin’ on da Calgary Flames, October 7th, 2005. An lemme tell ya… dis one? Absolute barn-burner, guys."
Todd: "Yah, barn burner. We got da Wild puttin’ up four runs—err, goals, whatever—an da Flames comin’ back wit’ six. In ten innings! Or was it periods? Doesn’t matter. DA FLAMES WIN!"
Carl: "Da hero? None other than Nazem Kadri. Bottom a da tenth, two-run shot, walk-off, ballgame ovah. Crowd’s goin’ nuts, sausages flyin’ everywhere."
Pat: "Don’t forget Jerry Seinfeld. Two-for-four, two homers, three RBI. What is the deal with all these runs in a hockey game? Am I right?"
All: (laughs, coughs, chokes on Polish sausage)
Todd: "An lemme tell ya, da Wild—eh, dey had some nice moments. Rolon wit’ a double, Seinfeld again doin’ his thing. But da Flames? Dey’re up 3–0 in da series now. One more, it’s a sweep."
Carl: "Da sweep! Jus’ like da janitor at da United Center after da Hawks game, except dis one’s gonna hurt Minnesota."
Pat: "So, da question is… can da Wild possibly come back from down tree-zip?"
All together: "No way! Flames in four!"
Pat: "Final score, Flames 6, Wild 4. Player of da Game: Jerry freakin’ Seinfeld. Next game, tomorrow night, Saddledome. Same time, same place, more sausage."
All: DA FLAMES!
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