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Alright brother, let me tell ya somethin’ about what went down at yankee stadium on october 16th, 1922, dude!
You had the texas rangers marchin’ into the house that ruth built, jack, and they weren’t there to shake hands — they were there to lay the smackdown on the new york yankees, brother!
And let me tell ya somethin’, when jon tucker stepped on that mound, man, he brought the 24-inch pythons of pitching power! Eight strong innings, four hits, eight strikeouts, and just two runs, dude! The yankees tried to flex, but tucker said “not today, brother!”
now whatcha gonna do when mikey walden and luis soria come for you, brother?! Walden dropped the hammer with a home run in the fifth, and soria said, “if you can hit one, i can hit one too!” in the seventh, jack! And when danny martinez sent that ball to the moon in the sixth — well, that was the three-match combo right there, dude!
The rangers were runnin’ wild on the basepaths too, with petesch and guerrero stealin’ bags like it was a tag team match in the steel cage, brother!
Meanwhile, the yankees were swingin’ like they’d just been hit with the steel chair of destiny! Only four hits, two runs, and by the end, they were starin’ up at the lights, jack! Nick moser tried to fight back with a solo blast in the eighth, but it was too little, too late, dude!
When the dust cleared and the smoke settled, the texas rangers stood tall with an 8-2 victory, brother! They take a 1-0 lead in the league championship series, and the yankees are left wonderin’ what they’re gonna do…
…when the texas rangers and jon tucker run wild on youuuuuuuuu, brother!!!
Whatcha gonna do, yankees?! Whatcha gonna do?! 🟦💪⚾️
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