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WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE TEXAS RANGERS RUN WILD ON YOU?!
Lemme tell ya somethin’, Mean Gene! The Texas Rangers came crashin’ and bashin’ into Yankee Stadium for Game 2 of the ALCS, and after eleven gruelling, body-slamming innings, those Texas dudes walked outta there with an 8–7 victory, JACK! The crowd was silent, the Yankees were reeling, and the Rangers took a 2–0 stranglehold on this best-of-seven series, brother!
Now listen here, dude — Chris Neidich was on the mound bringin’ the heat, man. The big right-hander went six and a third, givin’ up just four hits, two of those comin’ off a couple’a long balls from those Bronx Bombers, but Neidich hung in there like a true champion, brother! He was droppin’ sliders like leg drops, fastballs like clotheslines, and keepin’ those pinstriped jabronis off balance all afternoon!
But then, brother — when the game hit the eleventh inning, when the lights were brightest, when the cream rises to the top — Juan “The Crusher” Contreras stepped up, dude! The bases are juiced, the crowd’s goin’ wild, the pressure’s on — and Contreras smacks a two-run double, brother! Right in the gap, scores two, and gives the Rangers the 8–6 lead they would never give back! That was the atomic leg drop of this matchup, man!
And I’ll tell ya somethin’ else, brother — those Yankees, they fought hard. You had Moser, you had Kim, you had Nicholson, you had Pyo hittin’ bombs like folding chairs over the top rope, dude! But it wasn’t enough, man. Not when the Texas Rangers have the heart of a champion and the power of 24-inch pythons on their side, BROTHER!
Now the series heads back to Globe Life Field, Texas, where the Rangers are lookin’ to slam the door on the Yankees once and for all. So whatcha gonna do, YANKEE MANIACS, when the Texas Rangers and their ALCS power run wild… ON YOUUUUUUUU?! ��������