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Old 10-05-2025, 12:00 PM   #3317
jg2977
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Texas Rangers: 1918 American League Champions (2nd pennant)
1918 1922

LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN’, MEAN GENE!!! The Texas Rangers just ran wild all over the New York Yankees, JACK! And now the Rangers are headed to the WORLD SERIES for the second time, brother!!
When Mike Walden and the Texas Rangers woke up this morning, they looked in the mirror and said, “WE’RE NOT DONE, BROTHER!” They weren’t ready to pack their bags, they weren’t ready to head to the beach — they were ready to DROP THE LEG on the Bronx Bombers and finish this series, DUDE!
And that’s exactly what they did, man — 3 to NOTHING! They SHUT. THEM. OUT. The crowd at Globe Life Field, over 48,000 strong, was losing their minds, brother! The Rangers put the Yankees in a headlock and never let go!
Let’s talk about Jonny Tucker, man — the ace of the Rangers, the real deal! Seven innings, two hits, seven punchouts, no runs! The dude was throwing gas, brother, and the Yankees were swingin’ like they’d never seen a fastball before! Then Big Jim Gates comes outta the bullpen, drops the elbow for the final two innings, and SLAMS the door shut, DUDE!
And how about J. Norwood, man?! Early in the third, he drops a BOMB to left field, puts the Rangers up 1-0, and from there, it was all Texas! Mike Walden, the MVP himself, drives in another run, and D. Martinez and the boys keep the line movin’, brother! Twelve hits total — they were SMASHIN’ and DASHIN’ all night long!
Meanwhile, those Yankees, man… they just couldn’t get it goin’, brother. Three little singles, that’s it! They looked like they were trapped in the Camel Clutch, DUDE!
So now the Texas Rangers — the red, white, and blue wrecking crew — they’re headin’ to the WORLD SERIES, brother! The last time they got there was back in 1918, but this time… this time, the Rangers say, “WE’RE BRINGIN’ HOME THE GOLD, DUDE!”
They’re just waitin’ to see who they’ll drop the big leg on next — the New York Mets or the Los Angeles Dodgers! Doesn’t matter, man. The Rangers are fired up, they’re locked in, and they’re ready to run wild on whoever stands in their way!
So whatcha gonna do, Yankees…
when the Texas Rangers, Jon Tucker, and all their Ranger-maniacs
RUN WILD ON YOU, BROTHER!!! 🤘🇺🇸⚾️
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