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Bryce responds to the Miami TD by coming out and completing two quick passes, the first to Teitaroa McMillan and the second to Mikah Fitzpatrick. Unfortunately for Carolina, Fitzpatrick is a safety, playing for Miami.

FOX goes to commercial, playing "Believer" by Imagine Jingles. Aside from my general disdain for Dan Reynolds and his band of Plastic Pitchmen, I can't say I have much belief right now.

Tua Throwtheballwella zaps a few quick passes, the last to the currently-sober Darren Waller in the end zone. 17-0, Cetaceans.

You know, ever since I gave up on the Traitors, I've sort of been searching for a new team. I think I may be feeling the nascent stirrings of an attachment to the Panthers. This sense of disgust certrainly feels…familiar.

(It does help that Carolina is a member of the diminishing number of teams who have yet to have thier uniforms ruined by a Nike "revision". Giants, Packers, Cowboys, Traitors, Colts, Steelers, Panthers and possibly San Francisco, and I think that's it. )

Bryce just rolled way outside to evade the rush and found McMillan, who kept going all the way across the field, for a gain of 30. I didn't cheer…but I did raise an appreciative eyebrow. Hmm…

ETA: I forgot the Chiefs, which is just understandablle self-defense. (All else aside, I've just never liked the red-yellow combo.) And perhaps the Bears…I thought I'd seen a Nike abomination with a big "CHI" over the chest numbers, but I can't find any evidence of that. So good for Da Bearce.