[Pelican]

Dick (then known as Rich) Allen severed a tendon in this wrist while pushing a stalled car, apparently breaking the headlight glass. At the time, few people believed his story, because it sounded so preposterous. Some doubters assumed he was involved in a knife fight. Turns out he loved old cars, used remarkably poor judgment putting his weight on the headlight. Point is, it happens.

Not saying it isn't ridiculous. As Commissioner you can always open the Editor and shift the injury to history. I don't think anyone but the extreme purists would judge you for that.