WE'RE FREE!! WE'RE FREE!!
Boom-Boom Diaz (better known as "Edlose") to the
Dodgers, 3 years, $23,000,000 average.
SUCKERS!!
Also, the Phillies resigned Schwarber, so we don't have to worry about Uncle Stevie giving Kris Bryant, Jr. the money and spot that belongs to Polar Pete.