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1931 NL Standings
🎙️ MIKE & THE MAD DOG — 1931 NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDINGS BREAKDOWN
Mike:
Alright, let’s go division by division, because the National League—this thing was a zoo, Dog.
Dog:
A zoo?! Mike, this was mayhem! Start in the East—Atlanta! One hundred and two wins!
Mike:
They’re a machine. No drama, no nonsense, just wins. This is what a grown-up team looks like.
Dog:
And here comes Miami—ninety wins! After being irrelevant since 1918, now they’re legit!
Mike:
Twelve games back and still feelin’ good about themselves. That tells you how strong that division was.
Dog:
And Washington! Eighty-six wins! Nobody’s talkin’ about ‘em!
Mike:
That’s because Atlanta sucked the oxygen outta the room!
Dog:
And the Mets—Mike—eighty-five wins and they’re still fourth?!
Mike:
That’s the Mets, Dog! Chaos, noise, almost, but not quite!
⚾ NL CENTRAL
Dog:
Now Milwaukee—whoa. One hundred and three wins!
Mike:
Best record in the National League! They dominated!
Dog:
This wasn’t close! Seventeen games back to the Cardinals!
Mike:
Which brings me to St. Louis—eighty-six wins, respectable, but you were never in this race.
Dog:
Same with Pittsburgh! Good season, wrong neighborhood!
Mike:
And then… oof.
Dog:
The Cubs and Reds, Mike—hide the children.
Mike:
Forty and fifty games back. That’s not baseball, that’s a crime scene.
🌵 NL WEST
Mike:
And now the West—Arizona.
Dog:
Defending champs! Ninety-one wins!
Mike:
But let’s be clear—they didn’t dominate. They survived.
Dog:
Exactly! Eight games over the Giants ain’t a coronation.
Mike:
San Francisco hung around, Dodgers almost .500, Colorado and San Diego right there.
Dog:
Nobody was afraid of anybody out here, Mike.
🔥 BIG-PICTURE MAD DOG TAKE
Dog:
Mike, I’ll tell ya this—the National League’s got monsters at the top!
Mike:
Atlanta and Milwaukee are steamrollers!
Dog:
But the middle? Crowded, noisy, dangerous!
Mike:
And Arizona? They’re the champs—but they don’t scare you the way Atlanta does.
Dog:
That’s October, Mike! Regular season don’t mean squat!
🎯 FINAL MIKE TAKE
Mike:
So here’s the deal—the NL ain’t polite.
Dog:
It’s ruthless!
Mike:
Big dogs at the top, chaos underneath.
Dog:
And whoever comes out of this thing? They’re gonna be battle-tested.
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