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🎺 “Nyuk nyuk nyuk!”
MOE: Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! We got Game 1—Utah Mammoth vs. Kansas City Scouts—and what do we get?! A nice, calm, normal—
LARRY: —8 to 7 game!
CURLY: WOO WOO WOO WOO!! That ain’t calm, that’s a food fight with skates!! 🤪
MOE: Right outta the gate—BONK!—Jack Klompus hits a homer!
CURLY: A homer?! In hockey?!
MOE: Quiet, you! I oughta homer you! 🤚💥
LARRY: Nyah, see, this guy Klompus—two home runs! Two! Every time he comes up—BANG!—there goes another one!
CURLY: Somebody hide the baseballs! Or pucks! Or… whatever they’re usin’!!
MOE: Utah’s down 5-2, then 6-4—these guys keep comin’ back like a bad haircut!
LARRY: Hey, they got close late—made it 8-7 in the 9th! That’s guts!
CURLY: That’s noodles! Everybody’s hittin’ everything! I seen less hits in a pie fight!
MOE: But then—THE BIG ONE! Bottom of the 8th—Utah makes an error!
CURLY: An error?! I hate errors! They make my eye twitch! WOOP WOOP WOOP!
MOE: That error lets Kansas City score—8-4 at the time—and that’s the difference!
LARRY: Yeah, see, you can’t be doin’ that in the playoffs! That’s like handin’ the other team a sandwich and sayin’, “Here, beat us!”
CURLY: But hey! Utah scored 3 in the 9th! They almost pulled it off!
MOE: ALMOST?! I almost became a genius, what does that mean?!
LARRY: Nyah, it means they lost, 8-7!
CURLY: Lemme tell ya—this game had everything! Homers, errors, runs, confusion—
MOE: —and YOU! That’s the problem! 🤚💥
CURLY: WOOO!! I’m seein’ stars! Hey, maybe they can hit those too!
MOE: Final word—Kansas City takes Game 1, 8-7!
LARRY: Klompus is the big shot—two homers, three runs—he’s everywhere!
CURLY: Yeah, somebody check if he’s playin’ for both teams!
MOE: Game 2 tomorrow! And Utah—LISTEN CLOSE—
CURLY: Yeah?
MOE: TRY NOT TO HAND ‘EM THE GAME NEXT TIME!!
CURLY: Oh, a wise guy, eh?! NYUK NYUK NYUK! 🤪
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