MLB 2025-2026 Off Season Thread - Page 4

Westheim · 03-08-2026, 06:20 AM

Japan has the bases loaded, two outs, and Shohei Ohtani batting in a scoreless game against Australia, and then the dunderhead at second base gets picked off by the *catcher*, and the inning ends.

Given the culture, that'll be at least a public apology and shaming.

low · 03-20-2026, 05:23 PM

If Miz is the best we can throw out there on opening day it might be a long year. He has heat and two pitches. Should've stayed in the bullpen. This might be the first year I doubt the Brewers in quite some time. I hope I eat boot come September/October, though.

Sell the team, Mark.

https://www.mlb.com/news/jacob-misio...y-2026-starter

Cobra Mgr · 03-20-2026, 06:13 PM

The ABS system is shrinking players.

Westheim · 03-21-2026, 02:14 AM

Now we need them to come up with some rule that requires the players exact weight to be taken, so we can see which of them are actually 30 pounds overweight!

(chubby giggling raccoon noises)

Cobra Mgr · 03-23-2026, 08:59 AM

4 yrs old. I never saw this before. But I thought it was cool.

Cobra Mgr · 03-23-2026, 06:01 PM

Eric Davis on "All the Smoke" talking about Marge Schott

03-08-2026, 06:20 AM	#61
Westheim Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Germany Posts: 14,038	Japan has the bases loaded, two outs, and Shohei Ohtani batting in a scoreless game against Australia, and then the dunderhead at second base gets picked off by the catcher, and the inning ends. Given the culture, that'll be at least a public apology and shaming. __________________ Portland Raccoons, 95 years of excell-.... of baseball: Furballs here! 1983 * 1989 * 1991 * 1992 * 1993 * 1995 * 1996 * 2010 * 2017 * 2018 * 2019 * 2026 * 2028 * 2035 * 2037 * 2044 * 2045 * 2046 * 2047 * 2048 * 2051 * 2054 * 2055 * 2061 * 2071 1 OSANAI : 2 POWELL : 7 NOMURA \| RAMOS : 8 REECE : 10 BROWN : 15 HALL : 27 FERNANDEZ : 28 CASAS : 31 CARMONA : 32 WEST : 39 TONER : 46 SAITO Resident Mets Cynic - The Mets from 1962 onwards, here.

03-20-2026, 05:23 PM	#62
low Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 6,246	If Miz is the best we can throw out there on opening day it might be a long year. He has heat and two pitches. Should've stayed in the bullpen. This might be the first year I doubt the Brewers in quite some time. I hope I eat boot come September/October, though. Sell the team, Mark. https://www.mlb.com/news/jacob-misio...y-2026-starter __________________ My fictional team logos and uniforms

03-20-2026, 06:13 PM	#63
Cobra Mgr Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 9,144	The ABS system is shrinking players. __________________ If a man is guilty 4 what goes on inside of his mind, then let me get the electric chair 4 all my future crimes. - Prince Batdance June 7, 1958 - Apr 21, 2016 Don't fall for the spin

03-21-2026, 02:14 AM	#64
Westheim Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Germany Posts: 14,038	Now we need them to come up with some rule that requires the players exact weight to be taken, so we can see which of them are actually 30 pounds overweight! (chubby giggling raccoon noises) __________________ Portland Raccoons, 95 years of excell-.... of baseball: Furballs here! 1983 * 1989 * 1991 * 1992 * 1993 * 1995 * 1996 * 2010 * 2017 * 2018 * 2019 * 2026 * 2028 * 2035 * 2037 * 2044 * 2045 * 2046 * 2047 * 2048 * 2051 * 2054 * 2055 * 2061 * 2071 1 OSANAI : 2 POWELL : 7 NOMURA \| RAMOS : 8 REECE : 10 BROWN : 15 HALL : 27 FERNANDEZ : 28 CASAS : 31 CARMONA : 32 WEST : 39 TONER : 46 SAITO Resident Mets Cynic - The Mets from 1962 onwards, here.

03-23-2026, 08:59 AM	#65
Cobra Mgr Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 9,144	4 yrs old. I never saw this before. But I thought it was cool. __________________ If a man is guilty 4 what goes on inside of his mind, then let me get the electric chair 4 all my future crimes. - Prince Batdance June 7, 1958 - Apr 21, 2016 Don't fall for the spin

03-23-2026, 06:01 PM	#66
Cobra Mgr Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 9,144	Eric Davis on "All the Smoke" talking about Marge Schott __________________ If a man is guilty 4 what goes on inside of his mind, then let me get the electric chair 4 all my future crimes. - Prince Batdance June 7, 1958 - Apr 21, 2016 Don't fall for the spin