I need to hire a firearms instructor. Really.

shawa666 · 02-17-2014, 12:05 AM

I just can't believe it.

Cinnamon J. Scudworth · 02-17-2014, 12:47 AM

My favorite so far that I witnessed was a guy who injured his hand by punching a hole in a wall after getting into an argument with his wife. The kicker was his personality is described in his profile screen as something like calm and level-headed.

Syd Thrift · 02-17-2014, 01:34 AM

It's the quiet ones you can never trust...

joefromchicago · 02-17-2014, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cinnamon J. Scudworth

My favorite so far that I witnessed was a guy who injured his hand by punching a hole in a wall after getting into an argument with his wife. The kicker was his personality is described in his profile screen as something like calm and level-headed.

When interviewed, a neighbor said: "he was always so quiet, I never would have expected something like that from him."

shawa666 · 02-17-2014, 12:25 PM

Guess who shot himself in the foot again?

At least, he had the decency to wait for the day after we got eliminated from the playoffs.

Raidergoo · 02-17-2014, 02:15 PM

I'm morbidly curious, what happened to him on 11/12/1896, when he was injured in a freak off-field accident?

ThatSeventiesGuy · 02-17-2014, 02:19 PM

Maybe he's just really, REALLY bad at suicide?

ihatenames · 02-17-2014, 03:30 PM

I love the added nickname!

BIG17EASY · 02-17-2014, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ihatenames

I love the added nickname!

I was going to say the same until I saw the window at the bottom of the screen where he did a google search for nicknames.

ihatenames · 02-17-2014, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG17EASY

I was going to say the same until I saw the window at the bottom of the screen where he did a google search for nicknames.

I assumed he added it as it wasn't present in the first screenshots.

BIG17EASY · 02-17-2014, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ihatenames

I assumed he added it as it wasn't present in the first screenshots.

Yes, he clearly did.

shawa666 · 02-18-2014, 08:48 AM

I added it. Had to.

And yep I had to search for some terms, english not being my first language and all.

BIG17EASY · 02-18-2014, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by shawa666

I added it. Had to.

And yep I had to search for some terms, english not being my first language and all.

Ah, well you couldn't have made a better choice than Quickdraw, if you ask me.

OBSL Commish · 02-19-2014, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG17EASY

Ah, well you couldn't have made a better choice than Quickdraw, if you ask me.

"Deadeye" would have been a good one too.

joefromchicago · 02-19-2014, 11:24 AM

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"Deadeye" would have been a good one too.

I think "Hoppy" would be appropriate.

bazeall · 02-20-2014, 02:28 AM

Fife is a good nick name for him.

TheMaus2 · 10-08-2016, 01:36 PM

With the numbers he puts up it's no surprise he shot himself in the foot twice.

RchW · 10-08-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shawa666

I added it. Had to.

And yep I had to search for some terms, english not being my first language and all.

That was exactly what I thought.

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