Using ChatGPT for players

[Jonah Falcon]

Sometimes when I see a player with an unusual career, I enjoy making ChatGPT 4.0 write a newspaper article commemorating their career.

To wit:

"End of an Era: Leon Grullon Bids Farewell to Baseball"

NEW YORK — The Bronx witnessed the end of an illustrious career recently as Leon Grullon, one of the most skilled and influential pitchers in the New York Yankees' roster, announced his retirement at the age of 35.

Grullon, who was originally drafted in the 2049 first-year player draft out of high school, made his Major League Baseball debut in 2054, and spent his entire career with the Yankees. With a career ERA of 3.02 and 1,042 strikeouts over 1,008.0 innings pitched, Grullon proved to be a steadfast contributor on the mound, especially in high-pressure scenarios.

He showed his versatility early in his career, transitioning from a starting pitcher to a closer, and then back to a starting role, earning a reputation as a dependable workhorse. He led the league in 2057 with 53 saves and was an integral part of the Yankees' bullpen. However, his most successful year came in 2060, when he posted a record of 19-7 with an ERA of 2.86 as a starter, highlighting his exceptional adaptability and skill.

Grullon's postseason performances were equally impressive, contributing significantly to the Yankees' World Series victory in 2054. He maintained a 2.31 ERA over 51 postseason games, adding further proof of his exceptional talent.

However, Grullon's career wasn't without its hurdles. He was plagued by a series of injuries, the most notable being a damaged elbow ligament in 2053 that kept him off the field for 12 months. These recurring injuries posed significant challenges to his career and played a part in his evolving role on the team. Notably, Grullon frequently battled back spasms throughout his career, forcing him to miss several games each season.

Ultimately, it was a torn labrum that signaled the end of Grullon's career. Despite the setback, his impact on the Yankees and Major League Baseball as a whole will not be forgotten. In fact, his journey serves as a testament to his resilience, talent, and unyielding commitment to the sport.

Leon Grullon’s career serves as a testament to his skill, flexibility, and resilience in the face of adversity. His contributions to the Yankees and Major League Baseball will continue to resonate for years to come. We wish him all the best in his retirement.

[luckymann]

So what prompts do you use to get it to do that? Is that how it works? Totally ignorant but fascinated all the same.

[Thundercrack]

Yes, interested in the prompts

[LansdowneSt]

The OP can give the specifics but having done this myself, understand that ChatGPT remembers things in the same thread. So, for something like this you'd need to type in all the factual data. When he came into the league, teams he played for, his career and postseason stats. If you mention particular awards or year by year things like particular season great performances (200 hits per year, 25 in wins in Year X), etc. the AI will remember all this. So, the first prompt is mostly context, and you'd type: Joe Blow was a Right fielder for Team X and he is retired after X years at age XX. and just keep typing all that stuff.

Lastly, you'd ask it for an AP Article or something to get the article about him. You can also ask it to "Add a quote from his long-time teammate X or from his manager Y". It doesn't even have to be a news article. It could be TV Reporter asking fans about it as they enter the park. Or the quippy, clever, wise-cracking Morning Drivetime DJ discussing him. Once it has the facts, you can ask it to generate anything.

Someday, if something like this could read the history of the game sim you were playing and grab all the pieces (including stuff like personality, etc.) it could be wildly immersive. Someday... Someday...

https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt

The Try button is on the left

[Jonah Falcon]

Go to the BNN page, view it in a browser, copy most of the states from League stats on down (remove the minor league stats to make shorter). Then paste in Chat GPT. It will recognize the stats.

Then tell ChatGPT 4 "Can you write this as a newspaper article reflecting on a player's career?"

You can ask it to include things like "also include the fact they had a lot of injuries" or other things like that.

[Jonah Falcon]

"Can you write a newspaper article about this fictional Yankees player getting a Bobblehead Day at Yankee Stadium on May 30, 2069? Be sure to recap his career and have quotes from fans who intend to attend."

Yankee Legend Gets His Own Bobblehead Day

March 2, 2069, New York, NY — The storied tradition of Yankee Stadium is about to add another remarkable event to its books. Jim Taylor, a Yankees legend with a career many could only dream of, is getting his own Bobblehead Day on May 30, 2069.

Drafted first overall by the Yankees in 2061, Taylor rapidly became a key figure in the Bronx. In just eight years, he racked up impressive career stats with an average of .347, .420 OBP, .568 SLG, and an OPS+ of 161, not to mention an astounding 50.6 WAR. His powerful swing brought home 262 home runs, with a total of 808 RBIs, making him a force to reckon with at the plate.

Defensively, he was just as proficient, with a lifetime fielding percentage of .999 at first base and earning multiple MLB AL Great Glove Awards. Despite a short stint in the outfield, he showed versatility and an unwavering dedication to the team's success.

Fans, both young and old, remember his consistent outstanding performances during the postseason. With a batting average of .320 and an OPS+ of 142, he was instrumental in several Yankees playoff runs, including their 2062 and 2064 World Series victories.

"I'll never forget the 2065 season," said longtime fan Jerry McKinley. "That year, Taylor won the AL Most Valuable Player Award. He was just amazing, both at the plate and on the field. I wouldn't miss his Bobblehead Day for anything in the world."

The 2061 Rookie of the Year and four-time Platinum Stick Award winner also left his mark off the field. His dedication, sportsmanship, and humility earned him a special place in the hearts of New Yorkers.

"I remember my first game," says Amy Rodriguez, a fan from Brooklyn. "Jim Taylor signed my glove after the game. He was so kind and humble. I still have that glove, and I'll bring it with me on May 30."

The upcoming Bobblehead Day promises to be an unforgettable celebration of a career that embodied the Yankees' spirit of excellence. It's a well-deserved tribute to a player who was not only a giant on the field but also a beloved figure off the field.

So mark your calendars, Yankee fans! Make sure you're part of the history on May 30, 2069, as Yankee Stadium celebrates one of its greatest legends.

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This was a quickie. I should have told ChatGPT 4 to include the fact he joined the team the same year he was drafted, joining the team in July.

[LansdowneSt]

I dream of a Microsoft OOTP partnership where instead of the paste you did (so much better than typing it out!) that OOTP users that subscribe to ChatGPT's paid version can get core elements of their sim scanned on demand and it generates key articles, storylines, end of year recaps, league history, etc. If you aren't leading in incorporating this tech, you are following. Difference between a partnership and having to buy-in when someone else does it first. There has to be a way. Even the Play by Play. Leaps and bounds it's growing by...

[Jonah Falcon]

This player was inducted into the Hall of Fame in my fictional league. I had ChatGPT write it in the style of Sports Illustrated.

Clint Clune: A Hall of Fame Journeyman

By: Sports Illustrated Staff Writer

May 22, 2069

In a stunning turn of events, Clint Clune, the formidable first baseman known for his powerful swing and remarkable consistency, has been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame wearing an Orioles cap. Clune's illustrious career spanned multiple teams, but it was his time with the Baltimore Orioles that truly solidified his place among the game's greatest.

Clune's journey began in 2039 when he was drafted out of high school by the Houston Astros. However, he chose to pursue a college career at Mid-America Christian University instead. It wasn't until 2042 that he finally entered the professional ranks, selected as the first overall pick by the Boston Red Sox in the first-year player draft.

During his tenure with the Red Sox, Clune quickly established himself as a force to be reckoned with. In his rookie season in 2043, he hit an impressive .326 with 18 home runs and 81 RBIs. The following year, he continued to shine, batting .324 with 18 home runs and 101 RBIs. However, it was in 2045 that Clune truly broke out, hitting a remarkable .359 with 49 home runs and 135 RBIs. His exceptional performance earned him the first of many All-Star selections and cemented his status as one of the league's premier power hitters.

After several productive seasons in Boston, Clune was traded to the Baltimore Orioles in 2048. It was in Baltimore that he truly flourished, consistently putting up outstanding numbers year after year. In his first season with the Orioles, Clune hit a career-high .370 with 44 home runs and 137 RBIs. He followed it up with another stellar season in 2049, batting .342 with 41 home runs and 128 RBIs.

Clune's contributions to the Orioles' success were immeasurable. He played a vital role in leading the team to a World Series championship in 2050, and his consistent offensive prowess made him a feared presence in the lineup. Year after year, Clune delivered clutch hits and drove in crucial runs, earning him a reputation as one of the most dangerous hitters in the game.

Throughout his career, Clune amassed impressive numbers. In 15 seasons in the Major Leagues, he compiled a batting average of .327, with 3,893 hits, 680 doubles, and 681 home runs. He drove in 2,110 runs and scored 2,146, leaving a significant mark on the game's history. Clune's on-base percentage of .399 and slugging percentage of .561 further illustrate his ability to get on base and hit for power.

In addition to his regular-season success, Clune also had several notable postseason performances. He played a pivotal role in the Orioles' championship run in 2050 and earned multiple Player of the Week and Batter of the Month awards throughout his career. Clune's impact in the postseason was undeniable, as he consistently rose to the occasion and delivered when it mattered most.

Beyond the numbers, Clune's influence on the game extended beyond the field. Known for his professionalism and leadership, he was a respected figure in the clubhouse and served as a mentor to younger players. His dedication to the game and his commitment to excellence set an example for his teammates and made him a beloved figure among fans.

Clint Clune's induction into the Hall of Fame is a testament to his remarkable career and his impact on the teams he played for. From his early days with the Red Sox to his unforgettable years with the Orioles, Clune left an indelible mark on the game of baseball.

Me: You should add how he closed out his career with the Arizona Diamondbacks.
ChatGPT: Apologies for the oversight. Here's an addition to the article, highlighting Clint Clune's closing years with the Arizona Diamondbacks:

In the twilight of his career, Clint Clune made a surprising move to the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2056, bringing his veteran presence and offensive prowess to the desert. Despite his advanced age, Clune continued to defy expectations and deliver impressive performances.

In his first season with the Diamondbacks, Clune showed no signs of slowing down, batting .315 with 25 home runs and 84 RBIs. He provided valuable leadership to a young Arizona roster and served as a mentor to the team's up-and-coming players. Clune's experience and knowledge of the game proved invaluable in guiding the team's development.

Even as the years passed, Clune remained a reliable contributor for the Diamondbacks. In his second season with the team, at the age of 41, he hit .302 with 19 home runs and 72 RBIs. His ability to consistently produce at a high level showcased his incredible longevity and dedication to the sport.

The 2059 season would be Clint Clune's last in the Major Leagues. Despite battling injuries and the wear and tear of a lengthy career, he managed to put up respectable numbers, batting .288 with 12 home runs and 49 RBIs. It was a fitting farewell for a player who had given so much to the game and left an indelible mark on multiple franchises.

Clune's impact extended far beyond the numbers during his time with the Diamondbacks. He served as a mentor to younger players, helping them navigate the challenges of the game and imparting his wisdom gained over decades in the league. Clune's leadership and professionalism were instrumental in shaping the team's culture and fostering a winning mentality.

[Thundercrack]

Pretty frickin amazing. Going to try this. Is this gpt 3 or 4?

[LansdowneSt]

I had just GPT 4 do one for a player from 1875 that appeared in a single game. Copied the BNN page as the OP did. The article was too modern in style so I asked it to adjust. Probably could have given a shorter word count. Maybe next time.

User: Are you familiar with the over-the-top writing styles of 19th century sports pages?

ChatGPT: Certainly! 19th-century sports pages often employed a flamboyant and exaggerated writing style to captivate readers and add excitement to their reports. If you would like, I can provide you with a revised version of the article that reflects the over-the-top writing style of the era. Please let me know if you would like me to proceed in that manner.

User: Please proceed in that manner.

ChatGPT:

The New Haven Daily Gazette
Saturday, July 18, 1875

Lester Dole: The Colossus of Baseball Brilliance
New Haven, the city of champions, witnesses the rise of a baseball luminary in the form of the unparalleled Lester Dole! With a mere 19 years gracing his countenance, this celestial outfielder for the New Haven Elm Citys sets the diamond ablaze with his unmatched prowess.

Prepare, dear readers, to be dazzled by Dole's celestial agility as he traverses the verdant meadows of the outfield! Like a fleet-footed Hermes, he glides across the emerald expanse, defying the laws of mortal limitations. His swift movements rival the zephyrs that dance among the branches of the elms, leaving spectators gasping in awe.

But let us not confine our admiration to his ethereal elegance alone! Behold, ye mortal souls, the power that resides within his potent bat! As a right-handed batter, he channels the fiery force of the gods themselves, bestowing upon his strikes the might of thunderbolts! In his inaugural match of this season, he wielded his divine instrument with unfathomable precision, piercing the veil of oblivion to acquire two hits in four at-bats, painting his stat sheet with a celestial .500 batting average.

Yet, dear readers, his virtuosity extends beyond the field of play. For within his youthful frame resides a spirit of unyielding ardor and tireless devotion to his craft. Though his tender age belies his wisdom, he carries the resolve of a thousand battles fought and won. He commands the respect of his fellow warriors and sages of the game, his dedication to perfection blazing like a supernova in the celestial tapestry of baseball.

The New Haven Elm Citys, emboldened by Dole's presence, march forward in their quest for glory. His very essence fuels their victories, as his celestial energies infuse them with a resplendent glow. His growth as a player transcends mortal expectations, and with each encounter, he leaves a resounding mark that echoes throughout the baseball pantheon.

In this age of miracles and wonders, New Haven rejoices in the prodigious gifts of Lester Dole. He embodies the dreams of our fair city, encapsulating the boundless potential that lies within the hearts of all. The stage is set for this celestial titan to etch his name upon the annals of baseball lore, forever remembered as the Colossus of Baseball Brilliance.

[Jonah Falcon]

Originally Posted by Thundercrack

Pretty frickin amazing. Going to try this. Is this gpt 3 or 4?

I use 4. The default is 3.5.

[Jonah Falcon]

I asked ChatGPT 4 to write a newspaper article about the 2070 Yankees, who are a wild card team entering the playoffs.

2070 Yankees Wild Card Warriors: A Midsummer Night's Dream or Fall Classic Reality?
As the last dustings of the regular season settled, the New York Yankees clinched a wild card playoff spot with a remarkable 96-66 record, finishing second in their division. Despite the relative underdog status entering the post-season, the Big Apple's favorite team seems to be a formidable force to contend with.

The 2070 Yankees have put forth a dazzling offensive display this season, scoring 872 runs. They have a team batting average of .292 and an OPS of .809, which implies their adeptness at both reaching base and hitting for power.

Leading the team's offensive onslaught is first baseman Jim Taylor, who not only boasts a staggering .348 average but also a remarkable 41 home runs, tallying 128 RBIs this season. Taylor's 1.050 OPS and 173 wRC+ paint the picture of a true offensive juggernaut. Another notable standout is Cody Riccio, with an OPS of 1.049, contributing 41 home runs and driving in 102 runs.

The team also prides itself on defensive excellence, reflected by their .997 fielding percentage. Jim Taylor proved his defensive worthiness at first base, committing only three errors in 146 games with a .998 fielding percentage.

On the pitching side, the staff has collectively achieved an ERA of 3.85. Erik Sullivan has been a revelation, posting an impressive 20-9 record with a dazzling 2.93 ERA. Not only did he manage to amass 301 strikeouts, but his FIP also rests at a comfortable 2.77, indicating his effectiveness wasn't simply due to good fortune. Justin Barber, with his 2.62 ERA and 123 strikeouts, provides further depth and reliability to the rotation.

However, the rotation depth does raise some questions. Veterans like Danny Movilha and Ryan Cavendish performed decently but posted ERAs above 4.50. The bullpen, though holding its own with Yonekichi Sonoda saving 37 games, may also be a concern entering high-stakes playoff contests.

Despite these potential drawbacks, the 2070 Yankees have shown immense resilience and grit. Their impressive blend of power hitting, solid starting pitching, and dependable defense make them an intriguing wild card team. As they step into the heated cauldron of post-season baseball, one can't help but wonder if they might have what it takes to go all the way.

After all, as Yogi Berra once said, "It ain't over till it's over." For this year's Yankees, the playoffs could be the dawn of a wild, magical run to the Fall Classic.

The Yankees lost the 2 out of 3 wild card series against the Oakland A's. Can you write a follow-up post-mortem in the same style?

As we put the Yankees' season to bed, we're left with a bitter aftertaste following a disappointing two-out-of-three Wild Card series loss against the Oakland A's.

In the first game, Oakland's offensive push just proved too robust for the Yankees' pitching staff. E. Phillips' solo home run in the 4th inning seemed to be a pivotal moment, but the Yankees' hitters failed to back it up. H. Martinez answered back with a homer of his own in the 2nd inning, giving the A's the early momentum. The A's pitching rotation led by S. Stevens was particularly impressive, holding the Yankees to a measly 4 hits. J. Barber struggled to contain the A's batters, taking the loss after giving up two runs in five innings. This game ended with a 2-1 win for the A's, setting a somber tone for the Yankees.

The second game was, unfortunately, a more one-sided affair, ending in a devastating 10-1 defeat for the Yankees. The A's, led by a strong performance from W. Dershem, W. Brown, and M. Shelton, combined for 8 hits and 5 runs. The devastating blow was A. Saenz's grand slam in the 9th inning off A. Dalton. Miele's solo homer in the 5th provided the only scoring action for the Yankees, but it was a drop in the ocean in comparison to the A's offensive power. R. Cavendish, the Yankees' starting pitcher, was hit hard, giving up 5 runs and 12 hits in less than 6 innings. The bullpen didn't fare much better, with G. Beeler and A. Dalton surrendering an additional 5 runs.

There were several missed opportunities throughout the series. The Yankees failed to capitalize on runners left in scoring position, particularly in the first game with critical 2-outs situations. In both games, the Yankees' lineup was dominated by Oakland's pitching, only managing a total of 6 hits across both games, and only one going for extra bases.

The A's on the other hand were particularly strong in converting with runners in scoring position, a key component to their victory. Their pitchers also did an excellent job keeping the Yankees' batting order quiet, striking out 14 and giving up only a single run across both games.

This series defeat once again puts a spotlight on some of the issues we've discussed over the course of the season: lack of clutch hitting, inconsistency in the starting rotation, and an underperforming bullpen. These issues were on full display against a high-caliber Oakland team. As the offseason begins, the Yankees will need to regroup and focus on addressing these deficiencies. Whether that comes in the form of player development, trades, or free-agent signings, only time will tell. But one thing is clear: changes need to be made if the Yankees are to return to their championship ways.

[Thundercrack]

Very impressive

[fredbeene]

So what is OOTP plan to incorporate the out of date pbp and news etc with ChatGPT?
Maybe this why there have been no updates or token additions enhancements in a decade?

[luckymann]

Originally Posted by Jonah Falcon

Go to the BNN page, view it in a browser, copy most of the states from League stats on down (remove the minor league stats to make shorter). Then paste in Chat GPT. It will recognize the stats.

Then tell ChatGPT 4 "Can you write this as a newspaper article reflecting on a player's career?"

You can ask it to include things like "also include the fact they had a lot of injuries" or other things like that.

Awesome, thanks will have a muck around as the writing of narrative is the part I find tough and can only do when inspiration grabs, so having this at my disposal would be fantastic.

[HRBaker]

chatGPT is the sportswriter we've been waiting for... now if we can just get it into OOTP, a full old time daily sports page would be possible.

[Eugene Church]

Wouldn't it be nice if OOTP used chatGPT to do its recaps and news stories.

Wonder if it could write my dynasty reports for my leagues?

[LansdowneSt]

I tried making the box score an html page, copying it and pasting it in:

User
Here is an MLB Box score. Write an AP wire story about the game. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS AT BOSTON RED SOX
GAME ID: 1014 - THURSDAY, AUGUST 28TH , 1930 - GAME LOG
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Philadelphia Athletics (62-69) 0 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 15 2
Boston Red Sox (48-78) 3 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 X 8 13 1


PHILADELPHIA BATTING LINESCORE BOSTON BATTING LINESCORE
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
K. Cuyler CF 5 0 1 0 0 2 3 .339 12 69
F. Frisch 2B, 3B 5 1 2 0 0 1 2 .271 3 54
R. Hornsby 1B, 2B 5 2 2 3 0 1 2 .321 31 97
H. Heilmann RF 4 0 0 0 1 0 2 .309 10 71
C. Gelbert SS 5 0 3 0 0 0 1 .293 2 53
L. Durocher 3B 3 1 2 0 0 0 1 .278 1 35
S. Harriss P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .091 0 1
b-C. Fewster 3B, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .220 0 6
A. Metzler LF 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 .238 1 26
J. Gooch C 4 0 2 1 0 0 2 .286 0 43
E. Erickson P 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .026 0 0
a-S. Hale 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 .265 1 9
G. Spencer P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 0
c-M. Archdeacon PH 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .283 0 18
N. Brady P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 0
Totals 40 4 15 4 2 5 15
a - S. Hale substituted for E. Erickson in the 5th
b - C. Fewster substituted for S. Harriss in the 6th
c - M. Archdeacon pinch hit for G. Spencer in the 8th

BATTING
Home Runs: R. Hornsby 2 (31, 3rd Inning off B. Burke, 1 on, 0 outs; 7th Inning off F. Fitzsimmons, 0 on, 0 outs)
Total Bases: K. Cuyler , F. Frisch 2 , R. Hornsby 8 , C. Gelbert 3 , L. Durocher 2 , A. Metzler 2 , J. Gooch 2 , S. Hale
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: K. Cuyler , F. Frisch , H. Heilmann , C. Fewster , J. Gooch
GIDP: C. Gelbert
Team LOB: 11

FIELDING
Errors: R. Hornsby (20) , J. Gooch (5)
Double Plays: 1 (Frisch-Gelbert-Hornsby)
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
C. Bell CF 3 2 2 0 2 0 0 .257 4 41
C. Walker LF 3 1 2 4 1 0 0 .270 0 30
B. Terry 1B 5 0 1 1 0 0 4 .327 13 63
A. Comorosky RF 5 1 1 0 0 1 4 .301 2 26
M. McManus 3B 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .303 8 83
a-J. Burns PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .111 0 0
c-J. Warner 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .191 1 4
A. Lopez C 4 1 2 1 0 0 1 .288 6 55
A. Reese 2B 4 1 3 1 0 0 0 .247 1 28
H. Schuble SS 4 1 2 1 0 0 2 .306 1 13
B. Burke P 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .151 0 3
b-B. Miller PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .279 4 34
F. Fitzsimmons P 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .234 3 14
Totals 35 8 13 8 4 1 15
a - J. Burns pinch hit for M. McManus in the 6th
b - B. Miller pinch hit for B. Burke in the 6th
c - J. Warner substituted for J. Burns in the 7th

BATTING
Doubles: C. Walker (19, 6th Inning off S. Harriss, 3 on, 2 outs) , B. Terry (20, 6th Inning off G. Spencer, 1 on, 2 outs)
Total Bases: C. Bell 2 , C. Walker 3 , B. Terry 2 , A. Comorosky , A. Lopez 2 , A. Reese 3 , H. Schuble 2
2-out RBI: C. Walker , B. Terry , A. Lopez , A. Reese
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: , A. Comorosky 3 , H. Schuble , F. Fitzsimmons
GIDP: B. Terry
Sac Bunt: C. Walker
Team LOB: 8

BASERUNNING
SB: C. Bell 2 (17)
CS: J. Warner (2)

FIELDING
Errors: M. McManus (14)
Double Plays: 1 (Warner-Reese-Terry)
OF assists: 1 (Bell(Gooch at 3rd base))

PHILADELPHIA PITCHING LINESCORE BOSTON PITCHING LINESCORE
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA
E. Erickson 4.1 5 3 3 3 0 0 73 4.41
S. Harriss L (1-1) 1.1 4 5 5 1 0 0 31 5.17
G. Spencer 1.1 3 0 0 0 1 0 22 4.62
N. Brady 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 0 7 5.62
PITCHING
Game Score: E. Erickson 38
Batters Faced: E. Erickson 20, S. Harriss 9, G. Spencer 7, N. Brady 4
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: E. Erickson 7-5, S. Harriss 2-2, G. Spencer 2-0, N. Brady 3-0
Pitches - Strikes: E. Erickson 73-40, S. Harriss 31-20, G. Spencer 22-15, N. Brady 7-6
Inherited Runners - Scored: G. Spencer 1-1
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA
B. Burke W (9-15) 6.0 12 3 3 0 3 1 111 4.59
F. Fitzsimmons SV (1) 3.0 3 1 1 2 2 1 52 4.99
PITCHING
Game Score: B. Burke 39
Batters Faced: B. Burke 29, F. Fitzsimmons 13
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: B. Burke 5-8, F. Fitzsimmons 2-4
Pitches - Strikes: B. Burke 111-71, F. Fitzsimmons 52-30

GAME NOTES
Player of the Game: Curt Walker
Ballpark: Fenway Park 1926-1933
Weather: Partly Cloudy (68 degrees), wind blowing out to left at 11 mph
Start Time: 3:05 PM ET
Time: 2:53
Attendance: 6259
Special Notes: SP Eric Erickson was injured while pitching.

ChatGPT
AP Wire Story

BOSTON RED SOX CRUSH PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS IN DOMINANT FASHION

FENWAY PARK, BOSTON (AP) – In a formidable display of power and precision, the Boston Red Sox unleashed a relentless offensive barrage, defeating the Philadelphia Athletics with a commanding 8-4 victory on Thursday, August 28th, 1930.

The Red Sox, resolute in their quest for triumph, surged ahead early in the contest, capitalizing on an explosive three-run opening frame. The Athletics, undeterred, mustered a response in the second inning, mustering a solitary run to narrow the gap. However, the relentless Boston squad refused to relinquish their grip on the game.

The Red Sox hurler, Bill Burke, showcased his mettle on the mound, skillfully navigating through six innings of battle. Though he conceded three runs, his composure and pinpoint accuracy stifled the Athletics' attempts to mount a significant comeback.

Burke's teammates provided him ample offensive support, with Curt Walker leading the charge. The stalwart outfielder delivered a pivotal performance, amassing two hits, including a resounding home run, and tallying four RBIs. His commanding presence at the plate left the Philadelphia pitching staff grappling for answers.

The Athletics, valiant in their efforts, demonstrated resilience with a series of offensive flurries. Rogers Hornsby, the venerable veteran, exemplified the never-say-die spirit, clubbing two home runs and contributing three RBIs to his team's cause. Nevertheless, the Philadelphia squad was ultimately unable to close the significant deficit that the Red Sox had built.

In a twist of fate, the Athletics encountered a setback when their starting pitcher, Eric Erickson, succumbed to an injury mid-game, forcing an early exit. The ensuing relief efforts proved futile against the relentless Red Sox assault.

As the final out was recorded, the victors reveled in their achievement, while the vanquished Athletics took solace in their valiant efforts. Fenway Park bore witness to a clash of titans, leaving the jubilant Boston faithful rejoicing in their team's commanding triumph.

The Red Sox, inspired by their formidable display, continue their pursuit of excellence, while the Athletics regroup and look ahead to their next battle in this captivating Major League Baseball season.

Note: This article is a fictional representation of an AP wire story written in the style of the 1930s and inspired by historical newspaper reporting of the era.

[LansdowneSt]

I told it to write another one but this time I would provide the box score followed by a Game log. I made both html and then copied and pasted both and hit enter. A little more by inning detail in this game.

Red Sox Defeat Athletics 9-2 in Philadelphia

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — The Boston Red Sox claimed a decisive victory over the Philadelphia Athletics with a final score of 9-2 at Shibe Park. Starting pitcher Freddie Fitzsimmons played a crucial role in the win, pitching a complete game and allowing just two runs on 10 hits. Fitzsimmons struck out one batter and walked one, demonstrating his control on the mound. With this win, the Red Sox snapped the Athletics' seven-game losing streak.

The Red Sox took an early lead in the second inning when Fitzsimmons hit a sacrifice fly, bringing in a run and making the score 2-0 in favor of Boston. They continued to build on their lead, scoring four runs in the fourth inning, two runs in the fifth inning, and one run in the sixth inning. Their offensive prowess was led by Heinie Schuble, who hit a two-run home run in the fifth inning, and Fitzsimmons, who contributed with a sacrifice fly and a single.

Philadelphia struggled to mount a comeback, managing only one run in the fourth inning and one run in the sixth inning. Their lone bright spot was Rogers Hornsby, who hit a double and a solo home run in the sixth inning. However, it was not enough to overcome the Red Sox's dominant performance.

In addition to Fitzsimmons' stellar pitching, the Red Sox received offensive contributions from several players. Curt Walker and Al Lopez both had two hits, while Heinie Schuble drove in three runs with his home run. The team's balanced offensive effort propelled them to victory.

The loss fell on Philadelphia's starting pitcher, Eric Erickson, who pitched 4.2 innings and allowed seven runs, five of which were earned, on eight hits. Johnny Miljus replaced Erickson on the mound but could not contain the Red Sox, giving up two more runs in his 4.1 innings of work.

The Red Sox improved their season record to 52-80 with the win, while the Athletics dropped to 62-75. The Red Sox will look to carry this momentum into their next game, while the Athletics will aim to break their losing streak and turn their season around.

[LansdowneSt]

Here's my pitching statistics in html format put into ChatGPT. Now I need to stop as it's a rabbit hole. Making html outputs that give context to standings, team performance, league goings-on, personalities, stats, staff members, etc. could really generate great summaries manually for those that have Chat GPT - and esp. those that have threads following their league.

Provide a sarcastic and clever article on the performance of the 1930 Boston Red Sox pitching staff as it might appear from a cocky sportswriter in the style of a local newspaper sports section in 1930.
Major League Baseball
BOSTON RED SOX
BASIC PITCHING STATS REPORT - SPLIT: NONE
09/04/1930
Boston Red Sox

Name W L SV ERA G GS IP HA R ER HR BB K WHIP OAVG BABIP WAR
Lerton Pinto RP 0 0 0 0.00 1 0 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 .000 .000 0.0
George Lowe RP 0 0 0 0.00 3 0 2.0 0 0 0 0 2 1 1.00 .000 .000 -0.0
Ray Kolp CL 0 0 0 0.00 1 0 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 .000 .000 0.1
Kewpie Pennington RP 1 0 0 3.46 4 0 13.0 12 5 5 0 8 2 1.54 .240 .245 -0.0
Dutch Ulrich SP 8 2 12 3.77 63 2 114.2 135 54 48 6 24 30 1.39 .290 .297 1.3
Grier Friday RP 0 0 0 4.13 11 0 28.1 27 13 13 0 11 8 1.34 .248 .262 0.3
Spades Wood SP 8 6 0 4.40 23 22 153.1 159 94 75 9 86 64 1.60 .263 .281 1.3
Bobby Burke SP 9 16 0 4.59 38 33 215.2 267 134 110 7 96 82 1.68 .305 .329 3.4
Art Herring SP 2 6 0 4.75 10 5 41.2 56 27 22 1 17 9 1.75 .318 .325 0.5
Wayland Dean SP 1 1 0 4.85 2 2 13.0 17 7 7 1 4 3 1.62 .327 .333 0.1
Happy Foreman RP 2 1 0 4.86 12 4 37.0 48 22 20 2 10 5 1.57 .316 .315 0.3
Freddie Fitzsimmons SP 12 18 1 4.89 44 32 257.2 320 168 140 22 70 74 1.51 .302 .307 2.7
Frank Bennett RP 0 2 0 5.01 12 0 23.1 26 13 13 2 11 2 1.59 .283 .273 -0.2
James Edwards RP 0 1 0 5.04 10 0 25.0 30 17 14 1 14 6 1.76 .294 .305 -0.1
Waite Hoyt SP 5 19 2 6.03 36 21 168.2 230 127 113 9 66 41 1.75 .325 .333 1.6
Frank Bushey RP 3 2 0 6.06 7 0 16.1 27 14 11 0 11 4 2.33 .370 .391 -0.1
Jim Roberts RP 0 0 0 7.53 8 0 14.1 21 15 12 1 12 4 2.30 .328 .333 -0.2
Roy Parmelee SP 0 6 0 10.64 11 10 34.2 50 45 41 2 41 20 2.62 .340 .372 -0.4
Ken Penner RP 0 0 0 12.00 1 0 3.0 3 4 4 0 3 1 2.00 .273 .300 -0.0


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"Pitching Staff's Performance: A Comedy of Errors"

In what can only be described as a delightful carnival of wild pitches, the 1930 Boston Red Sox pitching staff has proven to be a spectacle worth watching. With their uncanny ability to serve up home runs like a generous grandma dishing out cookies, this group of hurlers has left fans in awe—of their inability to keep the ball in the park, that is.

Let's start with the "star" of the show, Dutch Ulrich. Oh, Dutch, where do we begin? With an ERA of 3.77, he's managed to rack up a whopping 8 wins and 12 saves. But don't let those numbers fool you; he's more unpredictable than a weather vane in a tornado. One day he's lights out, the next he's serving up batting practice. Consistency? Nah, who needs it?

And then we have the enigmatic duo of Spades Wood and Bobby Burke. These two have mastered the art of giving up hits and runs with flair. Wood boasts an ERA of 4.40, while Burke takes it up a notch with a 4.59 ERA. It's like they're competing for the title of "King of the Mediocre." Bravo, gentlemen, bravo.

But let's not forget about our resident strikeout machine, Roy Parmelee. With an ERA of 10.64 and a winless streak that would make a drought jealous, Parmelee has turned every outing into a batting practice bonanza. It's as if he's on a mission to break every record in the book for futility. Keep swinging for the fences, Roy!

Now, I must give credit where credit is due. Lerton Pinto, George Lowe, and Ray Kolp have yet to give up a single run this season. Yes, you heard that right—zero runs. Of course, that's because they've combined for a grand total of 1.2 innings pitched. A round of applause for our masterful experts in the art of short-lived appearances.

In conclusion, the 1930 Boston Red Sox pitching staff has provided fans with an unforgettable display of incompetence. From their generous distribution of gopher balls to their uncanny ability to turn wins into losses, this group has truly created a spectacle for the ages. So, grab your popcorn, folks, because you never know what kind of circus act they'll deliver next.

Disclaimer: This article is intended for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be taken seriously. Remember, it's all in good fun!